Chapter Thirty Three: Fourth of the Way There!

Bradley has become extremely close with his baby sister Skylar, and is helping her find her way through life before he turns into a young adult and has to leave.

Bradley: Oh, come on Skylar! Money isn't everything, and it isn't going to win you Mom's love.
Skylar: Oh.

Bradley: I think the secret of it is strength. In order to gain Mom's affection, you need to grow into a strong, independant woman.
Skylar: How?
Bradley: Get into politics. Become the mayor... Heck, become the leader of the free world! Memorize all the flags of the world.
Skylar: Fwags of the world?
Bradley: Yes, flags of the world.

Bradley: You need to come up with great ideas! Get the lightbulb above your head!
Skylar: Wightbulb, wightbulb!
Bradley: Yeah, now you're getting it!

Bradley wasn't so good with Lyric, however.

Bradley: Mom, could you help me out here?
Alessi: Ugh, no! I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole!
But I thought you loved Lyric?
Alessi: I do.
Bradley: You do what?
Alessi: I just hate crying babies, that's all.
Bradley: Then why do you keep having them?!

Alessi: Babies just disgust me in general, with their crying and their diapers. They're everywhere!
Yeah, like in your belly...
Alessi: Oh yeah, would you look at that... Hey, Voice, do you think I'll have triplets?
Not a chance.
Bradley: Triplets?! You just said you hated babies!
Alessi: Hush up, Bradley! Now go to the kitchen and get your birthday on!
Bradley:...Really?
Alessi: Yes, really! Now go!

Bradley: Finally! It's time for me to find the love of my life!

Oliver: Haha, that's funny!
Alessi: Hush, Oliver. You'll get him mad at you.
Bradley: What's so funny?!
Alessi: Bradley, I'd prefer you didn't raise your voice at him.
Oliver: Haha! You can't yell at me, so I can say whatever I want!
Bradley: *sigh*

Wow, look at him. He's so hot! *drools* But... umm.... *ahem* anyways, he gained the computer whiz trait, so all together he is a sloppy computer nerd who like kids and is a perspective soon-to-be star. Interesting mix there...

Orion: *sigh* Teenage-hood, here I come...
Alessi: You're so moody!
Orion: Yes, well, I'm sorry that I am not looking foward to the hormones and the puberty!

Orion: *sigh* I'm going to pray now...
Alessi: Oh, hey... interesting...
Oliver: Hahaha, you are a freak!

Look at him, all hot and what now! Orion aged up well and gained the Over Emotional. Eh, he was that already, nothing new here.

Bradley: Hahahahaha!
Oliver: Please do not laugh at me...
Bradely: You laughed at, and insulted me, dear brother. This is called a taste of your own medicine.
Oliver: You're a jerk!

Bradley: Here, I have the twirly thing, are you happy now?!
Oliver: Very... *sigh* Anyways, going to make a wish now..
Bradley: Good for you...
Oliver: I wish to be extremely smexy like!

Well, for the most part, he got his wish. He inherited his father's muscles, which is always good. And his face isn't too bad either. I think that maybe once he grows into himself a little more he'll be a real heartbreaker. Anyways, he rolled the Childish trait.

Alessi: Oh hey Bradley, you're taking Skylar to her cake?
Bradley: Yup!
Alessi: Good, I didn't feel like doing that. I'm gonna take a nap. Call me when it's Lyric's turn!
Orion: Huh... Never noticed how beautiful this lot is...

Oliver: Hahaha, Skylar's got no friends!
Skylar: Bwaddy!
Bradley: Just ignore them, sweetie. It's your birthday, celebrate!

Bradley: Come on Sky, I'll help you blow out your candles.
Skylar: Okays.

Awww, look at this little cutie! She aged up well and rolled the Coward trait. (We don't need a repeat of what happened with Casper...)

Oliver: Hehe... That's a good looking birthday ca- What, you didn't make that, right?
Alessi: No...
Oliver: Whew, thank God!

Alessi: Just ignore him, sweetie. Come on, let's blow out your candles.
Lyric: Otays...

Gotta say, Lyric is pretty cute! She has some pretty big cheeks though, but then again, so do I. She rolled the neat trait.

Skylar: Oohhhh..... Bradley's leaving?! But what if giant rockets crash into our house?!

Skylar: Bradley, do you REALLY have to leave?
Bradley: If Mom's going to have more babies, I need to leave so there's room for them.
Skylar: But, I'll miss you!
Bradley: Oh Sky, you are my baby sister. You make me happy, and I love you. When you are older, you can live with me, I promise.
Skylar: *sniff*

Bradley: Bye kid, I'll miss you.
Skylar: Bye bye, Braddy.
Lyric: Mom, can I have a hug too?
Alessi: Later, okay sweetie? I'm a little busy right now!

Erm, what are you doing exactly?
Alessi: Rubbing my stomach like a genie's lamp.
Whhhy?!
Alessi: Because maybe if I rub the right way, triplets will come out!
I see.
Alessi: And then I get a break!
Sweetie, you are not going to have triplets. That isn't going to work.
Alessi: You'll see! It'll work! You'll see!

Orion has taken over the family tradition of SMEXY FACE!!!!!!

He also works out a whole lot. Which is impressive, since he's doing it not for the impression of girls, but for his own health.

Oliver has surprisngly taken up a calm hobby... Painting!

Skylar was trying to be brave and lead her sister down into exploration. However, it didn't really turn out too good...

Skylar: Oh no, I'm so far away from home! What if I get buried alive here?! Will this be my grave?!

Lyric: Oh come on, don't be such a drama queen!
Skylar: I am not a drama queen! I'm just a little... More aware of the horror of the world!
Lyric: Who would want to bury you alive?!
Skylar: OPRAH!

Uhhh...
Alessi: I feel... Something.... Something different...
What kind of different?
Alessi: It's weird... And it hurts more than usual!

Alessi: Ahhhh!
Just regular labor?
Alessi: No, it's like super labor!

And that was when my game glitched out on me. Alessi kept having baby after baby after baby... and after the eighth one I decided I needed to get them out. So I moved them back into the original house, which had been slightly edited since then. I promise I'll get them back into the other house, this is just probably for right now.

Well, after all that, Alessi gave birth to baby # 23 Eva Bright.

She was born with the traits Good and Artistic

And this is her sister, baby #24 Rachel Bright.

She was born with the traits Brave and Loner.

And finially, this is baby #25 Lara Bright.

She was born with the traits Brave and Couch Potato.

I can't believe it... TRIPLETS?!
Alessi: Yup!
But how?!
Alessi: I told you! I told you rubbing my stomach would work!
And how did two of them get random hair colors?
Alessi: I dunno, the rubbing works in mysterious ways...
That sounds really sketchy.
Alessi: Yeah I know...

Chapater Thirty Two: Fly Away Little Bird!

We start our story with... SMEXY FACE! (Bet you guys forgot all about that! But nope, they still do it!)

Oliver and Orion are a little like Joy I think. Meaning that they are always wanting to do homework! Like literally, instaead of exploring their new house, they just sit down in the grass outside and do their math.

Bradley isn't exploring the house either. He's exploring the flowers.
Alessi: AHH! BRADLEY! GET OUT OF THERE!
Bradley: How come?
Alessi: The hydreagas! You're in the hydreagas!
Bradley: But I love hydreagas!
Alessi: WHAT?! I disown you!
Bradley: Mom?!
Alessi!
Alessi: *sigh* Fine... Sorry! You are owned again!
Bradley: Uhh... Thank you?

A little while later, I found Alessi doing the last thing I would expect she would ever do, and she actually seemed to be enjoying herself...

Alessi: I FEEL SO ALIVE!
Wow, I've never seen you so happy...
Alessi: That's because I've never been so happy! Wheeee! You should try this too!
Erm, no, I'm good...
Alessi: Oh come on! It'll change your life... That is assuming that Voices HAVE lives!
Seriously, no thanks!

Alessi: I FEEL LIKE A BIRD!
Good for you, but...
Alessi: FLY AWAY LITTLE BIRD!
Alessi....
Alessi: FLY AWWWAAAAY!
Okay, that's it! Get off!
Alessi: No way! This is so freeing!
Well, you aren't free, this is a dictatorship! Get off the trampoline!

Alessi: Gee, this is weird.
What's weird?
Alessi: I'm really mad about being kicked off of the trampoline, I can't get this smile off of my face!
Wow, I've never seen you so happy!
Alessi: Yup!
Remind me to delete the trampoline later...
Alessi: HEY!
Oh calm down, I'm only joking. Now, anyways, ready to meet your newest baby daddy?
Alessi: Well...
If you have triplets, you get a break!
Alessi: Absolutely!

Alessi: Oh, hey! Look at that guy!
You like?
Alessi: I like? He's even sexy from behind!
Yup!
Alessi: Who is he?

This is Zane Dixon, from Born to Baby 100 Baby Challenge! The poor challenge got cancelled a little while ago, due to technical problems, but it was great while it lasted :-(   Oh well, Zane's offspring will live on here.

Alessi: Hi there stranger!
Zane: .... Hi?
Alessi: My name is-
Zane: I don't care!
Alessi: ...Um, okay then.
Zane: Why are you at my house?!
Alessi: Well... I was thinking.... maybe we could have some woohoo? Possibly?
Zane: Depends.... How much do you charge?

Alessi: Eew, no! Not like that!
Zane: So what, then?!
Alessi: Look, you seem like a player. A heartbreaker! The type of guy that would step all over my heart with his big ole sneakers!
Zane: Well yes, that is exactly who I am.

Alessi: And you are the perfect example of a heartbreaker, too! Because you are HOT!
Zane: Why yes, yes I am!
Alessi: Yes, you are! You are so hot that I wanna take a picture of you!

Alessi: No, wait! I want to take a million pictures, and then keep them all in a box!

Zane: Well, you make a good arguement my dear, but really if that is all you got I'm leaving. Have to go rob some banks, you know?

Alessi: No, wait! Don't go yet!
Zane: Get out of my way, woman, or I will strangle you!
Alessi: I was almost eaten alive by a vampire! I am NOT afraid of you!
Zane: *eye roll* Why don't you just head on home?
Alessi: Can I... Do something first?
Zane: Depends, what is it?

With that, Alessi pulled Zane in to a deep, passionate kiss.

Alessi: Wow, you are a great kisser!
Zane: As are you my dear. Perhaps... Perhaps you may be of use to me in bed afterall...
Alessi: Success!

What's with the skeptical face you've got there?
Alessi: I'm not sure this is going to work...
Oh come on, Zane seems really in to you right now!
Alessi: Yeah, but that isn't what I'm worried about!

Alessi: Look at that tiny bed! How am I supposed to have woohoo in THAT?!
Erm, why don't you look in the other room?

Alessi: Oh hey look, a woohoo bed!
Yes, Alessi, a woohoo bed!
Alessi: I'm gonna get in it, and wait for the smexy beast to get on over!
Umm.... yeah, you go do that.

But what Alessi doesn't know is that at that very second, Zane is parked in front of the TV, watching th ROMANCE channel! (Anyone remember Josh?)
Zane: Wait here, my darling television! This won't take long...

Alessi: Hey there, Zane! What took you so long?
Zane: Just thinking about you, baby!
Alessi: Awwww!
Psst... Alessi, don't listen to that jerk!
Alessi: Oh, shut up Voice!
Zane: Did you say something, Alessi?
Alessi: Oh, nothing! Now come on, hop on in and we can get started!

Alessi: Wheeee!
Zane: Mwahahaha!
Alessi: ....What?
Zane: Umm, I mean.... Wheee?
Alessi: Wheee!

Zane: Okay, now that we are all done, I feel obligated to tell the mother of my unborn child this.
Alessi: Obligated? What does that mean?
Zane: It means... Oh, forget it! *sigh* Look, see, I'm building up an army...
Alessi: ...Why?
Zane: DON'T INTERUPT ME! *clears throat* So, anyways, my army will be built up of all my babies, and you-
Alessi: Uh, no! I'm stopping you right there!

Alessi: Lookie here, mister! I don't care how evil or powerful you are! No one touches my babies, and no one forces them into some freaky army thing! Don't you dare ever come near me or my children ever again!
Zane: Huh? Are you talking back to me?!
Alessi: Yes, yes I am! Now get out of my house!

Zane: What are you talking about, lady?! This is MY house!
Alessi: Fine, I'LL leave then! *marches out*

Skylar: Look Bwaddy, Momma home!
Bradley: Oh yeah, look she is!
Skylar: Hi Momma!
Alessi: Shut up, Skylar!
Bradley: Mom, that wasn't...
Alessi: Hush Bradley! Now, where is Lyric?
Bradley: Ummm... In the nursery, I think!
Alessi: You THINK?! *walking away* Sometimes I think that you don't even care about these kids!

Alessi: Hey Lyric girl!
Lyric: Hi Mommy.
Alessi: You wouldn't believe the day that Mommy just had!

I can't believe that you are still choosing favorite twins!
Alessi: Well, Lyric is way more cuddlier than Skylar!
Well, I still think that you should be more considerate about that child's self esteem!
Alessi: I'm building character!
Lyric: Yeah!
What about Orion?
Alessi: What about Orion?
He seems rather depressed if you ask me.
Alessi: Well, nobody asked you!
You kind of did...

Orion: I love the pool! The cool water makes me feel so much better about myself!

Oliver: Hey Orion! What's up?
Orion: I'm swimming! The water's great, why don't you co... What is that in your hand?!

Oliver: I'm out to catch the great flounder!
Orion: But there is no great flounder! Especially in the swimming pool!
Oliver: Well, I've tried everywhere else! This is the only place that I haven't checked! I know it's here! I just know it!

Orion: Hey, watch your hook!
Oliver: Oops, sorry! Should of warned you before-
Orion: Ow! That hurts!
Oliver: Oops!

Alessi: Mmm! Who made the waffles?
Bradley. You know, he's really good at taking care of his little siblings...
Alessi: Whatever. I'm just glad there's some fresh waffles waiting for me.

Hey, you might want to go outside. I think Oliver accidentily hurt Orion and they could both use a hug...
Alessi: Uh huh, I'll go... OMG THESE ARE DELICIOUS WAFFLES!
Umm, about that hug...
Alessi: SERIOUSLY THESE WAFFLES ARE FRICKIN DELICIOUS!
*sigh*

Since Alessi was busy stuffing her face, I sent Bradley off to Alicia's place to meet the newest grandbaby. Why he brought Skylar, I don't know, because he was cruelly traumatized when his mom brought him to meet Kenzie when he was a toddler.

Alicia wasn't home, however. Skylar then disapeared back to the house (random...), so Bradley whipped out his cellphone and chatted with Dane for a while.

I ended up searching for Alicia after she didn's return home by dark, and I discovered her down at the beach. She was leaving, and i didn't feel like following her around any more, so this is the only picture I got of her new baby daughter, Elissa (That's the letters in Alessi mixed up. It's the perfect name)!


Meanwhile, back at the Bright residence...

Alessi: Ugh! Evil army baby!
Is the vomit coming out of... your nose?
Alessi: Actually, my eyes.
Eew!
Alessi: The baby is doing this! It's evil! Just like Joy!
Clover! Clover is the evil one!
Alessi: I question your sanity sometimes, Voice!