Chapter Thirteen- You Take Me By The Heart When You Take Me By The Hand

Since Alessi was pregnant once again, it was birthday time in the Bright house!

Celio: Oh, hello little cake. Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you! I'm just gonna light you on fire and then eat you alive!

Alicia: Oh, Celio! Don't do that! You'll scare the cake!
Celio: Like I care about that, Squirt. I bet it wants to die!

Here is Celio all grown up! He looks pretty good, doesn't he? He recieved the Great Kisser trait, so all together is a brave mooch who is a genius, likes to be outside, and is a great kisser. But no Evil trait. Such a shame....

Alicia: Hey Jazmyn! Are you going to watch me blow out the candles?
Jazmyn: No, and Mom isn't going to either.

Alicia: Oh, well, ummm that's okay. Becoming a teenager isn't that big of a deal, is it?
Jazmyn: *laughing* Yeah it is!

Alicia: Well.... I wish that I will be loved by someone, like maybe a boyfriend.

Well, I don't know anything about a boyfriend, but I know that she is going to be a big heartbreaker! She rolled the Commintment Issues trait.

Jazmyn: Look out world! Jazmyn Bright is going to be a teen!

Alicia: Yay Jazmyn! Yay!
Celio: Woo!
Jazmyn:  That's right! Cheer you losers!

Jazmyn: Oh I just can't believe I'm this much closer to being an adult! Finally some power around here!

She turned out pretty. But I definetly think that Alicia is the hot twin. Jazmyn gained the Bookworm trait.

Finally, it was Ace's turn.
Alessi: Woah... woah! Stop the party!
What's wrong now?
Alessi: My phone's ringing!
And that's more important than your rockstar baby aging up!
Alessi: YES!

Alessi: I'm bored...
You are such a bad mom!
Alessi: Well, that's your own fault, Voice!
In what way?
Alessi: Ace would be my favorite if only I got my break!
LET IT GO! YOUR PREGNANT WITH YOUR BREAK BABY RIGHT NOW!
Alessi: Well Ace has to suffer now becuase of your selfishness.
*facepalm*

Ace grew up completely and utterly adorable, and rolled the Grumpy trait. How appropiate....

Now that the birthday celebration was over, it was time for Celio to leave.
Alessi: So, what are you planning to do?
Celio: Well, I'm going to go work at the hospital. I want to go live with my dad because you never even introduced me to him.

Alessi: Well, that's certainly ungrateful of you! I raised you all by myself!
Celio: What about Casper?
Alessi: Well, Casper is a loser, and he ran out of house with pee running down his leg when your birthday cake caught on fire. He doesn't count for anything.
Celio: Well, you aren't that great of a mom, anyways. Always chatting with a Voice that isn't even there.
The boy speaks the truth!
Alessi: Shut up, Voice! Celio....
Celio: This is what I am talking about, Mother.
Alessi: But...
Celio: Goodbye Mother.

With that, Celio walked out, and drove directly to the hospital to get a job. He also met a tiny hungry invisible man there. Once he got the job, he went and moved in to his dad's house.

Alessi: If hurting my delicate little feelings wasn't bad enough, that boy left his stupid ugly little goldfish here!
I think that he did that on purpose.
Alessi: Not to mention that he broke the TV before he left!
The TV is broken?
Alessi: Um, yeah...
You know what that means!

Alessi: Oh no, Voice! Please have mercy!
Mwahahahaha!
Alessi: First the bathtub, now this?!
Oh just quit complaining and get on it... and don't electrocute yourself while your at it!

Careful Lessi! Careful Lessi! Careful Lessi! Careful Lessi! BE CAREFUL!
Alessi: Shut up!

Alessi: Ahhhh I'm tried!
You just poked the TV with a screwdriver, and you're tired?!
Alessi: I think I'm going to go sleep for the rest of my pregnancy...
Have fun...

Meanwhile, Ace chased Alicia out of the kitchen in a dynamic game of tag.

Their chase made it all the way outside to the backyard, and tthey then ran around wildly for about two hours.

However, Ace soon grew tired and went inside to rest, leaving Alicia to stand around in the dark for the rest of the night.

Meanwhile, Jazmyn was up to her old hijinks.
Jazmyn: Uhhhh what is this?

Jazmyn: Oh the sink broke.... well I'm too tired to fix it right now! I'm going to go take a nap!

Alicia ended up being the one to fix it.
Alicia: Maybe Mom will love me if I start to fix things instead of breaking them? Although I doubt that would ever happen...

Alicia then mopped up the mess while Jazmyn watched her mom's soap operas.

Alicia had began to take an intrest in painting. She at first didn't have any luck with it...

But finally she created this. It's not actually finished yet, but it is sort of adorable. Just like Stephen's cute little cloud painting, I think that once this one is done I will stick in the nursery.

Ace has started to play with the rocket ship obsessively. Like  he will sit down and play with it for hours and hours and hours.
Ace: Commander Rick Roberts is zooming through the universe on search of the formula to save the people of earth from a fatal diease! He discovers that the formula is on a planet called Zorgi when all of a sudden...

Ace: BLACKHOLE! Rick Roberts is sucked in but luckily his trusty monkey assistant knows the way out! But the monkey is actually evil!

The next day, while the kids were at school, Alessi was busy playing foosball when all of a sudden...
Alessi: Oh, Voice! I feel funny!
You are probably in labor!

Alessi: Oh, this is sooo bad!
Why? After you pop this one out, you get your break!
Alessi: But those fish are going to watch me give birth!

Alessi, I really don't think....
Alessi: It's just so creepy disturbing! AHHHHHH!
What?
Alessi: It's coming out! It's coming out!

Alicia: Hey Mom! We're hom...... OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?!

Ignoring that lovely picture that you just got in your head, please welcome baby #10 Mickey Bright!

He was born with the traits Couch Potato (just like his grandma Maia!) and Eccentric.

Now that Alessi has had ten kids, she will be taking a small break. Meaning that as soon as Ace becomes a teen, she will be going back to her normal routine. Which just basically means that there will be one chapter about sweet nothings, then a birthday chapter, and then the baby daddy update. I might combine the birthday and daddy chapters together, because it makes things less painful for everyone, but probably not.

Chapter Twelve- The Little Celio That Could

Hi Alessi!...Alessi? Alessi, hello?!...... Okay, I KNOW you can hear me!
Alessi: I'm ticked off at you, Voice.
What did I do?
Alessi: Besides stick me in this prison and force me to give birth to 100 little brats?
Yes, besides that.
Alessi: You refused me my break!
Seriously, Les?
Alessi: Don't call me that! It sounds weird and foreign and also you are a jerk!
You are the one who didn't have ten kids!
Alessi: Well, I'm taking my break whether or not you like it!
I don't think so. You know what kind of power I have over you?! And besides, wheels are already in motion!

Uhhhh what are you doing with Ace?
Alessi: Well, you are going to smite me, and I needed a shield!
You sick, sick woman!
Alessi: If I go down, one of my kids are going down with me!
Alessi! I'm not gonna hurt you!
Alessi: Well then what did...
Just go look outside!

Alessi: Oh, no! No! No! No! Absolutely not!
What's wrong with Harley?
Alessi: Well, nothing. But I'm not in the mood for giving birth.
One last time, sweetie.
Alessi: And then I'm done forever?
Well, you can have a short break.
Alessi: DEAL!

Celio: Mom! There's another one at the door!
Alessi: Don't talk to him, sweetie! That's my job!

Instead of Alessi flirting with her new victim, she opts to impress him by sticking herself right through the door.

Harley: That is so hot!
Alessi: Yes, yes it is.
Oh, oh! Use the puppy dog eyes! No man can resist the puppy dog eyes!

Harley Hespepo is definetly a man.

The two began to woohoo right there on the porch, when...

Alicia: Hey Mom! Hey stranger! Just going to sneak right through and...
Harley: Uhhhh...
Alicia: *yelling in the door* Hey guys! Mom has a friend over! Be on your best behavior!

Harley: Your kids are home?
Alessi: Uhhhh yeah...
Harley: We can't woohoo here, then.
Alessi: Okay... well why don't we head some where more... private?

So where do they head for more privacy? Harley's house? A hotel some where?

Try the military base.

They both did the stride of pride out about a half hour later, grinning like complete morons.

But things take a violent (and random) turn for the worse.
Harley: I can't believe you! We had woohoo behind a tank! A TANK! Do you have any idea how disgusting that is?! What if I caught something?! I'll kill you if I wake up and my crotch is covered in spots!

Alessi had the good sense to look scared, for the moment at least.

But the second Harley stomped off, she was back to doing the stride of pride.
Alessi: I JUST HAD WOOHOO! AND IT FELT SO GOOD!
Are you serious?!
Alessi: But it really did feel good, Voice.
You never cease to surprise me.
Alessi: How do you keep getting surprised?
That is the biggest mystery of them all...

Meanwhile, at home, Celio was actually doing something... civil. I mean, he wasn't trying to act all evil or anything, and chess is a very good game to learn. I am pleasantly surprised.

Jazmyn, meanwhile, was continuing to be a bad person. She was out riding her bike after dark. She was able to sneak out by the time Alessi got home, and started to act all innocent by doing her homework.

And Ace? Well, poor little Ace was the forgotten child. I think that Alessi blamed him for not getting her break, because he is one person, not two.

Luckily he had a friend in big sister Alicia. Maybe it was her Family Orienated trait, but she spent any free second she had playing with Ace. Which is great, because otherwise I feel that he would grow up bitter, and feeling alone.

Oh, smooth move, Alessi! What, did you stride right through the door?
Alessi: Oh, shut up Voice!
Never! I am in your head, and in your thoughts!
Alessi: My life is none of your business!
Well, I gave you life, soooo
Alessi: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Jazmyn: Celio! She's doing it again!
Celio: Get used to it, kid.

Whatcha doing?
Alessi: Making some sushi.
Oh God.... are you chopping up Swimmerton and Devianto?!
Alessi: No... but can I?!
NO!

Ooh, it actually looks kinda good! You've gotten better at cooking!
Alessi: Oh, thanks Voice! I can't wait to try some!
No, are you insane?! You can't eat that!
Alessi: But why?! I just want to try something new!
You can't eat fish when you're pregnant! Especially raw fish!
Alessi: But I'm not pregnant yet...
Yes you are! You just haven't gotten your baby bump yet!
Alessi:.... Fridge cereal again?
Yep.
Alessi: Kay.

The next day started out very weird, and maybe a little bit scary.
Alicia: Wake up, Celio! It's time to play rocketship!
Celio: Get out of here, Squirt, before I send you to your grave!

Alicia then went and stuck herself in the door. What is up with this family?! First the smexy-face, and now this!

But you gotta admit, Alicia is a very special kid. I mean, even if she wasn't the best big sister ever to Ace, I'm pretty sure that she is the first Bright child to not be afraid of the slide.

Alessi was teaching Ace how to talk, but as usual, it was a complete failure.
Alessi: Okay, Acey, can you say money?
Ace: Mama me is tired.
Alessi: Say money and you can take a nap!
Ace: No Mama me too tired!

Alessi: *sigh* Fine. Can you say gossip?
Ace: Mama me weally tired.
Alessi: You fail, Ace. At life.

Alessi: Blech! Blook! Ahhhhhh!
Not having fun, are you?
Alessi: I can't wait for my break!

Jazmyn some how got a hold of some first person shooter game, and she spent hours and hours shooting at people.
Jazmyn: Where are you going, you stupid jerk! Just wait to I snipe you between the eyes! It's going to splatter all over the place!

Celio, the meanwhile, became interested in a new hobby...

... Fishing! I guess his "bad boy" days were over, because all he really really wanted was to catch a goldfish.

But all he ever caught were stupid minnows.

All he ever wanted was a goldfish. Just a little goldfish! But no matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't catch one. But he refused to give up. He believed that he could, and he just kept trying, and trying, and trying, until...

...He finally caught one!

He put the goldfish in a bowl, right in between the two little minnows. And what did he name his new pet, you ask?
Inspiration.

Alessi: Celio! I can't believe that you brought that filthy little thing in here!
Celio: Well, Mom, it's not like the house is very clean anyways.
Oh snap!

Alessi: Oh, Voice, I hate fish so much!
But do you love your children?
Alessi: Well....
ALESSI!
Alessi: Okay, fine! I love them!
Well, your kids love the fish, and you love your kids, thus you love the fish.
Alessi: That is truly disgusting.

Alessi: Hey, hot stuff! How ya doin'?
What are you doin'?
Alessi: Making myself feel better.
By admiring yourself in the mirror?
Alessi: Well it's working....

Alessi: I have babies on the mind!
And in your belly!
Alessi: Oh, yeah... look at that!

Alessi: I love this!
The baby? Or the fact that after it is born you'll get a break?
Alessi: Yes...