Chapter Thirty Nine: SURPRISE!

Hello readers! First thing I would like to say before we start is that I am very sorry about the hiatus. Life is just really crazy right now, and lately I've been tired, stressed, or too busy doing other things to really worry about this. But I'm back! Not sure how often chapters will be coming out, but I'm back!
Alessi: Oh, finally!
Hello Alessi. I have missed you very much.
Alessi: I can't say the same. It's been nice not having to hear your constant blabbering everyday!
So why did you say "Oh, Finally!"?!
Alessi: I did not!
Ummm... Yes you did.
Alessi: ....Well, maybe I did, but that does not mean i am happy to see you!
Oh really?
Alessi: Yes! it just means that i have a surpise for you, as all.
A... Surprise?
Alessi: Yup!
Should I be scared? Because I feel scared....
Alessi: Don't worry, you'll love it!
Okay then... Well moving on....
Alessi: Moving on?! What about my surprise?!
It can wait. I think it's time to age the triplets up and kick them out of the house.
Alessi: Oh yes, yes! Everyday I've been living with them I feel the threat of Zanes baby army coming for me!
You aren't concerned Zane may go after the girls?
Alessi: Eh, I'm sure they can take care fo themselves!

Eva: Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday, I get away from Big Brother, this feels like a dream!
Glad to know you love me too...
Eva: *screams* Get away from me, goverment spies! Get awaaaay!

Sabrina: You never fail to make me laugh, you giant peice of fruitcake!
Eva: Leave me alone! You... You are on THEIR side!
Sabrina: On who's side?
Eva: THEIR side!
Sabrina: Erm... Okay?

Lara: Oh Eva, just ignore her! Make a wish and blow out your candles! Today is the first day of the rest of your life!
Eva: Oh, I know what i am going to wish for! For Big Brother to just leave me the heck alone!
I feel so loved....
Eva: *screams*

After her hysterics, Eva aged up into a really beautiful young lady.... That is, if we ignore her hair fusing with her hood back there. Yeah, let's just ignore that! But anyways, Eva aged up with the Dramatic trait, which I suppose compliments the Insane trait nicely. Altogether she is a dramatic whack-a-doo who is is a kind artist but is afraid of her own shadow.

Rachel: It's my turn! It's my turn!
Yes! Happy birthday Rachel!
Rachel: Thanks, Echo.
Sabrina: Hey Rach, you think we can speed this along? This party is so boring that it makes me wanna do my homework!

Rachel: Okay, okay... Umm... I wish that my family wasn't so weird!
Sabrina: Haha, that's such a stupid wish!
Eva: It sure is! We are plenty normal! Right Big Brother?
Erm, right...
Lara: Hurry up guys! I'm starving! I need cake in my mouth pronto!

And here's Rachel! Aint she pretty? She looks a ton like her dad, I think. Anyways, Rachel aged up well and rolled the Green Thumb trait, which doesn't make any sense because she hates the outdoors. Hmm... Well, altogether Rachel is an insane loner who is brave enough to garden inside.

Lara: I can't wait to nom nom nom on this birthday cake!

Lara: I wish for a big family someday!
Alessi: Someday? Have one now! Take my kids! Take all of them! In fact, take over the challenge for me! Ppppllllleeeeeeaaaasssseeeee!
Lara: ?

Well here is our youngest triplet! She's the only one spared the insane trait (Aww...) and the only one who actaully inherited one of her parents hair color. Maybe the hair color had something to do with the insanity! Who knows? But Lara aged up well and gained the Shy trait, so altogether she is a shy mooch who is brave enough to watch TV with little kids. Yes.

This is a picture of Lara pre-makeover. The game gave her her mother's night gown and a similar hair style too. I just thought it was funny...

Before the girls left, they spent some quality time playing with Tuxie, and....
Alessi: Enough about the stupid cat! What about me?
What about you?
Alessi: I did promise you a surprise...
Oh... Well okay, Alessi. What is it?
Alessi: Yay! Follow me to the bathroom!
Uhhh....
Alessi: Oh, come on!

Okay, okay, what do you... OHMYGODLOOKATYOURTHOUGHTBUBBLE!
Alessi: Surprise!
Your PREGNANT?!
Alessi: You like?
I LIKE?!
Alessi: Is that a yes?
Alessi...
Alessi: Look, before you say anything, you do want me to have 100 babies!
Well...
Alessi: And you left me alone for nearly a month, and of course I was craving some woohoo, so....
Alessi, all I want to know who the father is!

Alessi: Umm... The father?
Yes, Alessi! Who. Is. The. Father?!
Alessi: Umm, well.... Is that really important?!
Yes, yes it is!
Alessi: Oh... Well... Ummm....
It's Bryce, isn't it?
Alessi: *nervous giggle* Who's Bryce?
Your daughter's boyfriend...
Alessi: Joy is too evil to have a boyfriend!
I never said which daughter!
Alessi: Oh... Umm.... Oh look, my phone is ringing!
*facepalm*

Alessi: Oh, hey Joy.... Ummmm no.... Is that what Bryce told you?
I knew it!
Alessi: Shut up Voice! *to Joy* Bryce is a liar... A hot, smexy liar....
You have no shame....
Alessi: Well, Joy! Do you have idea how many babies I'm supposed to have?! And Bryce has some good genes, and... Hello? Joy? Hello?
She hung up on you! You sicko....
Alessi: I am not a sicko! I was desperate!
You could have waited till I gave you a guy...
Alessi: But I wanted to surprised you...

Meanwhile, at the pond right across the street, another one of Alessi's kids was getting into fishing. And you know what that means!

Alessi: No! No! Nooo!
His name is Fillipe!
Alessi: Jaycee should have nameed him Disgusting!
That's what I should have named you...
Alessi: Rude!
I'M rude?! You slept with your daughter's boyfriend!
Alessi: I thought we got past that!
Of course we didn't! And Joy won't, either! You know you hurt her very much?
Alessi: She's evil! She feels no pain!
She isn't... *sigh* You know what, I'm done talking about this!
Alessi: Oh, thank God!


After all of this, it was time for the three girls and one boy to age up to get ready for the new baby.

Jaycee: Hurray! Sabrina, it's our birthdays!
Sabrina: I can see that *muttering* Stupid little moron...
Jaycee: Hey!
Alessi: Just blow out the candles and make a wish already! Yeesh!

Jaycee: I wish for a pony!
Sabrina: I wish you will just die off already!
Jaycee: Your a big meanie!
Sabrina: No, duh!

Well, neither one of them got their wishes, but they both turned out lovely! Let's take a closer look, shall we?

Our evil little Sabbie is pretty, isn't she? Although i always knew she would be. Anyways, she gained the Flirty trait, which means we may have a future serial killer in our midsts? You know, the kind that will lure you into her home with nothing but her body. You two will fall into a passionate embrace and then as soon as you are comfortable or as soon as you aren't looking she will take a knife and then...... I apologize for the nightmares you may or may not get from that little image there!

I was pleasantly surprised with how Jaycee turned out. This is definetly a big improvment on how she looked as a child and toddler. And she gained the Athletic trait, which means either she is going to be big and muscular or small and skinny. Hopefully some where in the middle...

Alessi: Ugh, okay! Let's hurry up and get this over with!
Get your daughter's birthday over with?
Alessi: Yes! She's still an extremely creepy little toddler!
You disgusting woman....

Buffy: Mommy, me is being a child?
Alessi: Yes, yes... *whispering* The eyes.... the eyes! The frighten me!
*sigh*

Buffy aged up adorable! Although, since she IS a Halloween baby she is a bit gothic. But eh, no big deal, she's still cute! Buffy rolled the Mean Spirited trait, which means she is going to give Alessi a run for her money for treating her so bad. (Mwahahahaha!)

Alessi: Okay, Boo, let's blow out your candles!
Boo: Where candles Mommy?
Yeah... Your facing the wrong way!
Alessi: Oh, who cares! We can still party, can't we?
...Your too lazy to turn around, aren't you?
Alessi: Make that too tired!
Jaycee: I'm out of here!

Alessi: Come on Boo, let's blow out the candles!
Boo: Where am I blowing?
Sabrina: Ugh, I can't believe I'm RELATED to you!

Awww! Aint he adorable? Although my sister thought he was a girl and questioned why I made him look like Annie >.< Oh, well, YOU guys know he's a boy, right?!
Anyways, Boo aged up well and rolled the.... INSANE trait! Oh, yes! Yes! Yeees! We say goodbye to two whackos, but hello to a new one! It's just too perfect!

Alessi: Voice! Voice! Help me!
What?
Alessi: The... The... The cat!
What about the cat?
Tuxie: Mew?
Alessi: Oh shut up, you stupid cat!
Alessi, I don't really think...
Alessi: It won't leave me alone! It's watching me sleep!
Awww!
Alessi: Don't say aww! it's horrifying!

Alessi: Just look at him! Look at his eyes!
What's with you and eyes?
Alessi: I see murder in them!
I think he just wants to play.
Alessi: He wants to KILL me.
We all do, Alessi. We all do.

Alessi: That's it! I'm taking matters into my own hands!
Where are you taking him?!
Tuxie: Maow?!
Alessi: I'm gonna stick him in the bathtub!
Your going to drown him?!
Tuxie: Hissss!
Alessi: Huh? No! I'm just gonna bathe him!
Bathe him?
Alessi: Yeah, so maybe all of his evilness will be washed away!

Alessi: Okay, come on cat, let's... AHHHHH! AHHHHH! AHHHH!
Tuxie: MEEOOOWW! HISSS!
Alessi: AAHHHH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
Haha!
Alessi: *crying* This isn't funny!
That's what you get for sleeping with a daughters beau!
Alessi: *weeping*

Alessi is able to get him in the bathtub, but she's too afraid to get him wet.

He then runs off to go roll around in some garbage.

Boo: La la la la la!
Hi Boo!
Boo:.... Sabrina? Are you trying to scare me?
No, I'm not Sabrina! I'm just trying to introd-
Boo: Leave me alone Sabrina!

Boo: You are not going to scare me this time, Sabrina!
Boo, sweetie, I am not Sabrina!

Boo: Well, then what are you then?
Well, techicinally I am your creator....

Boo: Oh, I get it! Your one of the monsters Sabrina created!
No, I said I am your creator, not that I was created... And Sabrina makes monsters?!
Boo: Yup! It's very nice to meet you Mr. Monster!
I'm a girl...
Boo: Okay then, Mrs. Monster!
I am not married!
Boo: *sigh* Can I just call you Monster, then?
I'd prefer you didn't, actually....
Boo: Tough!
*sigh* Another insane kid, another weird name...

Alessi: AHHHH!
Still crying over that scratch?
Alessi: No, I'm in labor you MORON!
Hehehe... I knew that!
Alessi: Ooooh... I forgot how bad this hurt! AND how gross this is! It's gonna take forever to get this outfit cleaned!

Sabrina: Oh hey look at that... Your in labor? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Alessi: Not funny, Sabrina! NOT FUNNY!
Sabrina: Lol!

Well, after a while she gave birth to her first baby in a whole month, baby #33 Shane Bright.

He was born with the traits Genius and Loves the Outdoors.


Ain't he a cute? I actually think that he is the first blonde baby ever! Strange considering that Alessi has had 30 babies, but eh, whatever. Now I'm hoping to get back into the swing of things. You guys may not remember, but I used to update very day during the summer. That is, of course, never going to happen again, but I at least need to start doing it at least weekly.

Chapter Thirty Six: Apologies

Hey guys who may or may not be a fan of my challenge. Seriously, I am aware that this stupid thing has been all over the place lately. And I apologize, I really do. These glitches and constant changing of houses isn't fun for me, either. And I'm hoping that they aren't going to be happening anymore, although I really can't promise anything. This is also added on to the fact that I am in charge of an area in a haunted forest, an area where I am brutally murdered by clowns, and I have also been busy narrowly missing an F in two classes, so yes, I am stressed. And I probably going to be stressed until Thanksgiving break, which is in a month.
Well anyways, I decided I was going to give anyone who was patient enough to actually stick with me through all this (And at this point I don't know how many of you there are) a nice long chapter, with hopefully some good laughs (And I do mean hopefully). Unfortunetly, this chapter kind of starts off on a sour note, bec-
Alessi: What the frick is this?!
Erm, a chapter?
Alessi: Huh, what?
Nothing...
Alessi: I don't mean any stupid chapter, whatever that means! Why did you stick me in ANOTHER house?!

Uhhh... Surprise?
Alessi: This isn't funny! Seriously! Look at my wrist going right through the wall. That's a BAD sign! A really really BAD sign!
I know, and I'm sorry... There was a problem, and...
Alessi: 25 kids! 25 kids and four houses!
I know, I know!
Alessi: If we keep going with that pattern, we will have 12 more houses before the challenge is finally over!
Wow Alessi... That was pretty good math, actually.
Alessi: I'm not just a pretty face, you know!

Yup, that's right, new house. I'm sorry you guys, I realize this is all kind of confusing, and I know you all loved the last few houses, but my game is really really glitchy. So I had to make a new one.

I will give a proper tour once I completely finish the house, but for now this is the basic layout: Three bedrooms, one for Alessi, and two for the kiddies, as well as two bathrooms, a kitchen/dining room combo area (that needs more work), a playground equipted with a brand new trampoline, a giant swimming pool, a huge red colored nursery, a TV area with a new video game system, and also...
Alessi: OMG! It's Pinky! She's back!
I knew you would love that!
Alessi: Pinky, my baby girl! I missed her! Where has she been?!
Around. I didn't place her anywhere till I found a good permament home for you guys.
Alessi: Oh yes, yes! Thank you Voice... But I still hate the house.
Well, let's check out the master bedroom, shall we?
Alessi: But I don't wanna go in there! I HATE YOU!!!

Alessi: Oh... Hey nevermind! Love you again!
Again? When did you EVER love me?!
Alessi: Oh, I'm sure I did once...
And is that all it takes with you? A pink bedroom?
Alessi: Well, no. Look out the window on the right!
Umm... All I see is grass.
Alessi: Not your right, my right!
Alessi, we're facing the same way.
Alessi: Look, see? I have a great view of my Pinky!
Gee, you really missed that car.
Alessi: She's not a car, she's my baby! Don't ever call her that horrible word ever again!
Okay geeze, sorry....

Alessi was so excited about her new room, that she promptly fell asleep in it.
Alessi: Come into bed with me.... *snore* My new pink bed with me..... Come and roll on top of me.... *snore*

Skylar was busy doing her homework.
Skylar: This is rediculous! Why in frickin world would I ever have to prove that Triangle A and Triangle B are congruent?! This isn't important! Why is this a required class?!
I know your pain...

Eva and Lara were doing their homework too, except outside on the porch, at midnight.
Eva: Hey Lara, what is four plus sneakers?
Lara: What kind of question is that?!
Eva: A tough one! Help me out here!

Lara: I don't know... Disco ball?
Eva: Disco ball?!
Lara: Maybe?
Eva: That's a stupid answer!
Lara: Well, you asked me a stupid question!

Rachel, on the other hand, was busy doing other things.

Rachel: Dead? Dead?! Whaddaya mean dead?! I'm not dead, your dead! I WILL KILL YOU! *deep breaths* I am really tired of losing! Time to be VICTORIOUS!

Oliver: Wow, is this Mom's new house? It's so pretty! And so are those flowers! Are those hydreangas?

Alessi: Heeey Ollie...
Oliver: Hi Mom!
Alessi: What are you doing here?
Oliver: I just came to say hello!
Alessi: Ah, I see... *fake grin* Because I was under the impression that after I raised you little rugrats, I would never have to see you again!

Oliver: But Mom, I thought I was your favorite!
Alessi: No, that would be Stephen.
Oliver: Oh... Which one is Stephen again?
Alessi: *laughing* Oh please, who doesn't know Stephen?
Oliver: Uhh...
Alessi: *still laughing* Well, thanks for the laugh! But I'm gonna go inside now! Bye Ollie!

Oliver: You are a crazy ape, Mom. You really are.

Alessi: Oh, Voice!
What?
Alessi: Is it time yet?
Time for what?
Alessi: Woohoo!
You just had a visit with your son, probably ruined his spirit, and now you want woohoo?!
Alessi: Yep!
You do know that you are gonna get pregnant, right?
Alessi: Uh, whatever. I could just go for a little woohoo right now is all.
*sigh* Okay then, let's go...
Alessi: YEEESSSSS!

Alessi: Really? Did we REALLY have to come to his house?
Yeah...
Alessi: But I want public woohoo! I haven't had that in a while!
Well boo hoo for you!
Alessi: Blah!

Sebastian: Hi, I'm Sebastian Vanderghast!
Alessi: Heeey! I'm Alessi!
Sebastian: Why are you at my house?
Alessi: Well, let me in and I'll tell you!
Sebastian: Erm... Okay?

Sebastian: Oh, I really hate the door! I really really hate the door!

Sebastian: So, umm, what do you want?
Alessi: Oh, yes! See, I hate kids. I hate them very much.
Sebastian: Alright...
Alessi: They are smelly, like rotten leftovers!

Alessi: However, I am being forced into having your baby, or babies, as it may be.
Sebastian: Wait, wha...
Alessi: So, how bout it? Wanna get this thing done? Perferably in public?

Sebastian: Well, that all depends.
Alessi: Depends on what?
Sebastian: I think I am too young to be a father...
Alessi: I'm too young to be a mother. And a grandmother...
Sebastian: Buuut... If you wanna woohoo right now, I promise we won't use protection!
Alessi: Hurrah!
Sebastian: Assuming I'm not expected to pay child support.
Alessi: Oh don't worry, Voice has got money all covered!
Sebastian:.....

Alessi: Voice, I feel offended!
Why? He ditched you for TV?
Alessi: No, even worse!

OMG!
Alessi: Yup.
He ditched you for READING?!
Alessi: I know, right?!
Dear God! What is wrong with that guy?
Alessi: I was hoping you knew!

Alessi: Hey Sebastian, put down that book and cuddle with me *hugs*
Sebastian: Erm... Okay.
Alessi: Isn't this cozy?
Sebastian: Actually, it is!
Alessi: You know what would be even more cozy?
Sebastian: No, what?

Alessi: Oh, yeah! How is this?
Sebastian: Really good!
Alessi: Let's keep going than, shall we?
Sebastian: Let's!




I feel you guys have read enough of this to know what happens next, so let's skip foward a little.

Eva: Hi Mommy!
Alessi: Um, hi.
Eva: Can I ask you a question?
Alessi: No.
Alessi!
Alessi: Whaaat?!
Eva: Huh?
Alessi, just help your daughter.
Alessi: Silence, Voice! You may be forcing me to have 100 babies, but you can not force me to be a good mother!

Eva: Well, that was disturbing.
Lyric: Get used to it kid, it happens all the time.

Alessi: AAAHHH! VOICE! MY STOMACH!
Yeah...
Alessi: What is this?!
I can not believe that you don't know by now....

Alessi: Behahfithfnidjmsglar!
And now you know.
Alessi: Ugh! I think it's coming out of my eyes!

Alessi was puking a whole lot. And she did it everywhere, even when I sent her to the bookstore.

Not too much longer after I sent her there...
Alessi: Look! A baby bump! And an ugly shirt!
Parker: Oh hey, I know you! You are my wife's mom.Woow... You're a grandmother, and you're pregnant AGAIN?! That's messed up lady! Messed up!

Autumn: Oh God, it's Mom! And she's pregnant AGAIN! Look away Autumn. Just look away!

Oliver: I'm out of here!

Eros was there too, in his snazzy suit. And he brought along a stalker...

This is Kai. My friend Ashley made her, and I stuck her and Ashley's simself in the town, so maybe more of Alessi's sons can get married and have babies.

Unfortunetly, Kai ended up becoming the local paparazzi. Which means she basicly stalks Eros everywhere.

Joy invited Alessi to a party later that evening.

Alessi: Hey look, a fancy pool... Hey wait a second... This place seems fimilar....

It does?

Alessi:Yeah, and I can't figure out how....Oh I know! Ace was concieved here!

Yep!

Alessi: Oh, that Mike Posner! He was so good to me! And to Pinky, too!

Yes, and now Joy, Kevin, Dane, Eros, and Ace all live here!

Alessi: That's pretty gross, actually...

Erm, what's the swimwear?
Alessi: Well, I'm hoping this is going to be a pool party!
I'm shocked you aren't in your bikini! You love showing your body!
Alessi: Hey, I'm pregnant! I'm sure that no one wants to see all of that hanging out!

Alessi: OMG! Who is that hunk?!

Oh hush. That's Joy's new beau.

Alessi: How did evil little Joy get a nice peice of raw meat like that guy?

Joy isn't... *sigh* Just please promise me you won't use him as a baby daddy.

Alessi: Well....

No! No! Nooooo!

NOW what are you doing?

Alessi: Showing Mr. Hot Hunk my fabulous dance moves!

Oh please, like anyone could possibly be impressed by-

Bryce: Ooh, hey! Nice moves you've got there, baby!

Alessi: Oh, these old things? *Does the sour patch* Tee hee!

*barf*

That next day...
Alessi: Oh, hey Joy! No no, I did I have fun at your party I promise... No, I was NOT flirting with your boyfriend! No, no, I was not!

Alessi: Oh but Joy, I wish me and your boyfriend could have a fling... I mean, think about all the beautiful babies me and him could have... Hello? Helllloooo? *hangs up* Oh, well. She has always been an ungrateful little shrew...

Eva: If anyone even dares to try to rob me of my beautiful painting, I will rip their eyeballs out of their pathetic little head!

Alessi: What a happy memory this is!

What a happy memory what is?

Alessi: Well, I didn't get to go swimming at Joy's hunk party...

...Not a hunk party.

Alessi: So I was going to go swimming here!

Alessi: And now I am swimming in my own water!
Eew eew! TMI! TMI!

Well, all grossness aside, Alessi gave birth to this little cutie pie, Baby #26 Sabrina Bright.

She was born with the traits Slob and Evil, which means that she will murder someone, and not clean up the mess.

And this is her slightly less adorable, though cute in her own way (possibly...) twin sister, baby #27 Jaycee Bright.

She was born with the traits Loner and Loves the Outdoors (I smell hippy!)



So yes, remember back like ten chapters ago when I really really wanted a little girl? Well, I have had seven girls in a row, and four out of the seven are redheads. So now things being twitched around, and I want some boys! And perferably boys with different color hair that would be nice...

Anyways, going back to the first paragraph of this chapter, I apologize for... Well, how screwy my game is, and my stressfulness, and the fact I haven't been posting chapters as much as I usually do. Life is just, you know, life. And I hate it so, with a burning passion. But there is nothing I can do about it. However, I am working on getting you guys a halloween special, so don't lose your patience with me yet!