Chapter Twenty Five: Little Bit of This, Little Bit of That

So, you guys all remember how in the last chapter I told you how my game completely glitched out on me and I had to install a mod to get it to work again?
Well, guess who's game offically hates her *points to self* WHHHYYYY?!?!

Well, anyways, nothing really changed too much. Had to completely redo the whole town, then move Alessi and her children into a a new cozy little casa, cept it's the same one. Only, since I saved the house around the time Eros was born....

They're baaaaaack....



Anyways, so instead of staying with her poor confused little children, Alessi took off to go meet the newest member of the Bright clan....

Alicia's daughter, and Alessi's first grandchild, Cathy Bright.
Alessi: Oh Voice! I'm a grandmother now! I am so OLD!
Are not! You haven't changed a bit!
Alessi: That's nice of you to say, but...
No, I mean that you really haven't. You haven't even aged up by one day!
Alessi: What kind of weird Voice magic is this?!
Just go play with Cathy.

Alessi: Okay Cathy. Let's get down to business!
Cathy: Kay.
Alessi: I'm going to teach you how to talk!

Alessi: Okay Cathy, can you say Grandma A?
Cathy: Gamma!
Alessi: No! Grandma!
Cathy: Gamma! Gamma Ray!

Alessi: *sigh* Can you say say Cathy?
Cathy: Coffee.
Alessi: No, not Coffee! Say Cathy! Cathy!
Cathy: Coffee! Coffee! My name is Coffee!
Alessi: Okay, that's it!

Alessi: Alicia, sit down, I have some bad news for you!
Alicia: What is it, Mom?!
Alessi: You gave birth to a stupid child!

Alicia: She is not! She just has a problem enunciating her words, that's it!
Alessi: Unkuniating?
Alicia: Enunciating.
Alessi: Inwhatiaking?
Alicia: En-UN-ci-at-ing.
Alessi: Enchunkiating?
Alicia: I think that you need to leave now.

Meanwhile, back at the house...
Clover: Hello Mr Dolly, you is ugly! Now I murder you! *chews on head* Hahahaha! You is chewy!

Joy: No do that to my dolly!
Clover: Shut up!
Joy: But is MY dolly!
Clover: I know.

Alessi: Hey Rover Clover! *picks up Clover* I'm home, pumpkin!
Clover: *giggling* Hi Mommy! Me missed you!
Joy: Mommy, Wover ate my dolly!
Clover: No I didn't! Joy, you being mean!
Joy: I am not! Mommy she ate my dolly!
Alessi: Joy, stop picking on your sister!
Joy: But Mommy...

Alessi: Shush, Joy! Honestly, you are so mean to Clover!
Clover: *laughing* Mommy, you is the bestest Mommy in the whole wide world!
Alessi: D'aww, who's the sweetest little girl in the entire world? Who is?
Clover: I is! I is!

Kevin: Dane? Dane? Dane, where are you?!

Dane: Whee! Whee!
Aren't you a little old for that?
Dane: No one's too old for swinging!
Yes, but you can be too big for it.

Dane: La la la, I can't hear you!
Singing won't block me out. I'm in your head!
Dane: La la la! I still can't hear you!

Dane ended up getting off the swing to teach little Joy the importrant things in life.
Dane: So, you want to be a winner, huh?
Joy: Yes pwease!

Dane: Well, you need to be a little heartbreaker. Make the guys come right to you!
Joy: HeartBaker!
Dane: No, no cooking hearts. HeartBREAKER!
Joy: Heartbweaker.
Dane: Yeah, now you've got it!

Dane: And getting the guys to buy you a car doesn't hurt either.
What are you doing?!
Dane: Teaching Joy important life skills.
Sounds like you are trying to corrupt her.
Dane: Oh, shut up Ghostie!
Aww, you are turning out so much like your mother!

Poor little Kevin has been lonley lately. He hasn't talked to anybody really, and only ever plays with the teddy bear in the nursery.

Clover: Hehehe, Mommy, you so silly!
Alessi: Aww, Clover!
Come on, Alessi! We have things to do!
Alessi: What things?
Well, we have to go and meet the next baby daddy...

Alessi: Oh, no! No! No! No! No!
Why no? Five times.
Alessi: Because last time I was pregnant for a really really long time, and then I wasn't pregnant, and then I was pregnat AGAIN! And now I have two little monsters!
Clover: Me no monster Mommy.  Joy the monster!
That's not going to happen again, I promise!
Alessi: LIES!
I'm not lying!
Alessi: I'm not going, no matter what you say!
Clover:..... Who are you talking to?

Alessi: I can't believe that you made me come here!
Well, yeah, this is the 100 baby challenge! You need to have woohoo often if you wanna finish it.
Alessi: But isn't this where that family of ugly people live?!
Don't worry, they don't live here anymore.
Alessi: What did you do?!
Let's just say I didn't want any of your babies marrying anybody too hard on the eyes.
Alessi: Hmmm... true. So who lives here then?

Alessi: Ooh, sexy ear man!

Onyx: Hi, I'm Onyx Moore.
Alessi: Oh, hi hot stuff! I'm Alessi.
Onyx: What's a sexy little thing like you doing out here at this time of night?
Alessi: Oh, well, just wanted to stop by and say hello, as all.

Alessi: And maybe we could possibly woohoo, and little tiny hearts will fall from the heavens and on to our bed.
Onyx: Well, Alessi, you are rather beautiful.
Alessi: Ha, thanks!
Onyx: Yes, so maybe we can do some.... things.
Alessi: Yay, cool!
Onyx: Let's go inside, shall we?

Alessi: Okay Onyx, want to get started?
Onyx: Uhhh, wait. We ARE going to use protection, right?!
Alessi: Can I get pregnant if we use protection?
Onyx: No...
Alessi: Than no...

Onyx: Well, then we have nothing to talk about!
Alessi: Are you serious?!
Onyx: I'm too young to have a kid!
Alessi: Well, I'm not! I'm a grandmother already!

Onyx: You disgust me!
Alessi: Pfft, whatever!

But the temptation was too much for Onyx, especially when it refused to leave. Without even apologizing to each other, they started to dance, and after a little while, in a dirty way.

Things got even dirty later when there was a little bit of innappropiate touching....

Before they did a little bit of this...

...And a little bit of that.

Before Alessi did the stride of pride all the way home.

Chapter Twenty Four: Happiness and Luck

Before we begin, I would like to make an announcement. Three innocents tragicly died recently, and I feel that we should pay the proper respect before beginning our overly rediculous story.

Swimmerton, Inspiration, and Devianto were all found dead last night by me. And I am a little torn up about it, you know? They didn't do anything wrong, just swam in their little bowls like the tiny angels they were. But, unfortunetly for them, this batch of kids didn't care enough about them to feed them on a regular basis, so they slowly starved to death, forgotten to the world.

Dashiel, however, cared enough about them to properly dispose of their little carcasses before Alessi had the chance to chop them up into sushi.


So with that, we pay tribute to our three little heroes. They survived longer in that house than most people could stand.

But let's not focus on the negatives, shall we? Let's focus on the good things in life... like cute little Kevin. I mean come on, babies can not get any more adorable than this!

And, Alessi is pregnant! Not that it is much of a surprise, but hey, I'm sure that it will be adorable. (Still hoping for a girl here!)

Scotty: Hey, look everyone! I'm about to become a young adult!
Alessi: Yes Scotty, we can see that! And we can also see those candles. Why don't you blow them out?

Dashiel: Oh come on, Mom. Leave him alone. It's a big day for him.
Scotty: Well then why don't you come over here and celebrate?
Dashiel: I can't.... I don't like crowds....

Scotty: I'll show you! I'll show all of you! Because I wish to grow up hot, rich, and successful.
Dane: Okay, even I know that's expecting too much.
Scotty: Shut up stupid child!
Dane: I won't be a child for much longer!

Aaaaand, here he is. He's kind of hot, I think. Could be worse. He aged up well and gained the Heavy Sleeper trait, so altogether he is an unlucky brave athlete who sleeps late and tells good jokes.

Dane: Hey Dashiel, what's wrong.
Dashiel: It's my time to age up.
Dane: Oh yeah! Happy birthday!
Dashiel: But I don't want to do it in front of all of these people.
Dane: But these people are your family. We all love you, and we wanna see you age up.

Dashiel: *sigh* You're right. And besides, the sooner I age up, the sooner I can get out of this house!
Dane: Yeah, that's the spirit!
Dashiel: I wish to find a quiet place to work on my artwork!

Here he is, all aged up! He looks good! And he's got muscles, which is always a good sign! He has gained the Angler trait, so altogether he is an artistic loner who is shy, and easily impressed by fishing.

Awww, Dane? Why are you pouting?
Dane: Cause I don't wanna be a teen, that's why!
What? You were just encouraging Dashiel to age up a minute ago!
Dane: Yes, but I just realized that my childhood is over. And I don't want it to be over just yet!
Oh, sweetie. It's okay. When you're a teen you can do all sorts of new things!
Dane: Like what?
Like, parties, and driving... And girls?

Dane: Ahhh, yeah! Girls!
See, now you're excited!
Dane: Sure am! Thanks Ghostie!
You're welcome!
Dane: Wish me good luck!

Scotty: Oh great, another lunatic! Just what this family needs!

Ooh, look at him! Dane turned out kind of... hot! He rolled the Born Salesman trait.

Alessi: Okay Kevin, time to become a child!
Kevin: No Mommy, me no wanna be a child!
Alessi: Why not?
Kevin: I wike being carried...

Alessi: Come on Kev, blow out your candles!
Kevin: No!
Alessi: Fine, I'll do it for you!
Kevin: No! Me no wanna have to walk evewywhere!

Kevin: One last cuddle, Mommy?

Awww, look at him! He is sooooo cute! He looks a little like a china doll, I think because of his custom skin. But still, he is gorgeous! He rolled the Perfectionist trait. Alessi's got a little OCD baby!

With the birthdays over, it was time for Alessi to say goodbye to the twins *sob*
Alessi: Bye Dashy. Good luck in the real world!
Dashiel: Thanks, Mom! I'll miss you!
Scotty: Hmph. No one wants to say goodbye to me!

Alessi: What are you talking about? Come here and give me a hug!
Scotty: Huh... You care about me?!
Alessi: Well yes, I did give birth to you!

Scotty: Awww Mom, that's the nicest thing you have ever said to me!

Scotty: I'm so happy that I can't help but cross my eyes in joy!
Alessi: That's my boy!

Later that evening I sent Alessi over to the Landgraab estate to talk to Dr. Geoffry Landgraab, since he is a doctor and can determine the gender. And I really want to know, because I'm tired of being disapointed everytime she gives birth and it says that she had a boy.
However, things don't go exactly how I plan...

Because you see, Geoffry has apparently been shrunk down to microscopic size, though his thought bubble is still normal. And also, according to the wishes Alessi keeps rolling, Geoffry is a celeberty, which means that Alessi can't talk to him ever again.

Alessi: Oh, that's too bad! Let's go home!
Uhhh... Alessi... Why did you just roll a wish to have a boy?
Alessi: I want a boy! Is that so bad!
But you have had 12 boys and 3 girls!
Alessi: Still, though. I like my boys better.
Geez, you sound like half my relatives!
Alessi: How can a voice even have relatives?

Despite the fact that he hates the outdoors, Kevin is a very adventurous little guy. He's always biking around town, meeting new people and trying new things.

I was thrilled when he rolled the wish to try fishing. I was hoping that someone would, because I really miss those three little fishies. D:

Uhhh Dane?
Dane: Oh hi Ghostie!
What are you doing?
Dane: Working out.
How come?
Dane: So I can become a hunk and get me a lady friend.
Well, I'm a lady, and I think that you are handsome enough as it is.
Dane: Sorry Ghostie, you don't count. I can't make out with you, after all.
I still don't think you need it.

Dane: Just you wait Ghostie! I'm gonna be a hunk and I'll have a different girlfriend every week!
I don't doubt that, actually. Just promise me you won't break too many hearts.
Dane: We'll see...

Kevin: Mommy Mommy Mommy!
Alessi: What is it sweetie? Mommy's busy.
Kevin: But... You were just playing foosball....
Alessi: Yes, and the blue team was just about to kick the red team's butt!

Kevin: Oh, well, Mommy I got you a present!
Alessi: Oh Kevin, that's precious!
Kevin: I know that you'll love it!
Alessi: Don't leave me in suspense Kevin! Show me what it is!
Kevin: It's over there! On the table!

Alessi: Oh.... What is that?
Kevin: It's a fish!
Alessi: Oh, ummm...
Kevin: I caught him especially for you!
Alessi: That's really nice of you, Kevin, but...
Kevin: I called him Flappy! But you can change the name if you want.
Alessi: *sigh* Thank you, Kevin.

Kevin is an absolute doll. He is the only one who eats Alessi's cooking, and he also cleans up everybody else's mess. And without complaining, too. I love him sooo much!

Alessi: Oh, Voice. Those other fish just went away, and now this!
Kevin's a sweetheart. He thought that you would really like it.
Alessi: Well, I don't! Can't I please just get rid of it?
No. It would kill Kevin.
Alessi: I can live with that!
Well I can't, so you're just going to have to get used to it!

Alessi: I hate you so much, Voice.
That's old news by now, Alessi.

Unfortunetly, this is where things took a turn for the worse. Because Alessi was pregnant for six whole days, without her stomach even growing. This was a glitch, a really really bad glitch, because if Alessi was pregnant forever then... the challenge would be over. This story would be over.
I wasn't ready to give up on this just yet.

A few helpful simmers saved this entire challenge by helping me with installing and working some mods. Because of this, I aborted the forever baby *sniff*, and pollinated Alessi with Vincent's baby a second time. Granted, she ended up in the horrible CC maternity wear, but hey, she was pregnant again! Though I was extremely nervous throughout the entire pregnancy.

Alessi was nervous too. She didn't know what the heck was going on. I ended up having to stop talking to her, because how do you explain to a person that they glitched out?

And I think that we were both extremely relived when she finally went into labor.

I would like you all to meet our little miracle baby, baby #16 Joy Bright.

She was born with the traits Friendly and Absent-Minded.

We also had a second little miracle, baby #17 Clover Bright.

She was born with the traits Brave and Evil (An evil little miracle? Hmmmm...)



I am thrilled for girls, especially little twin girls, and they couldn't have come at a better time. I named them after happiness and luck, because that's how I was feeling when the mods worked. Joy is another word for happy, and a clover is a symbol of luck. I think that they both describe the situation very well.

I would also like to thank WriterGurl97, Spiderg1rl, Bobby31998, and gsdluver4. Without your help, these girls would have never been born and my challenge would be over. Thanks so much guys!