Chapter Twenty Eight: Fifth Of The Way There!

Alessi: *grumbling* Why am I here?
Celio and his girlfriend live here!
Alessi: Sooo?
You don't care enough about your children to visit them?!
Alessi: I have so many children, and there are only so many hours in the day.

Kaylyn: Hey! Alessi, right? Celio's mo...
Alessi: Why are you wearing those hideous clothes?!
Kaylyn: Excuse me?
Come on Alessi, be nice for once!
Alessi: Well it isn't my fault she's dressed all hideously!
Kaylyn: Are you only here to insult me?! Because I don't have to take this!
Alessi: No, just let me in! Because Voice won't leave me alone otherwise!
Hehehe!
Kaylyn: ....Voice?

Alessi: Okay Voice, I'm in!
Great, now head into the kitchen.
Alessi: But I wanna go HOME!
Kaylyn: Go home, then!
Alessi: Shut up, both of you!
Just go into the kitchen!
Alessi: FINE!
Kaylyn: .....

Alessi: Hey, what's that thing?
It's your grandson.
Alessi: I have a grandson?!
Kaylyn: What is wrong with you?!

Alessi: Hey cuteness *scoops up baby* What's your name?
Jared: My name is Jawed!
Alessi: Jawed? That's a funny name.
Jared: You silly, Gamma!

Alessi: He's a cutie, Voice. Has a funny name, though.
His name is Jared.
Alessi: Well then, why did he say Jawed?
*sigh*

Kaylyn: That woman concerns me, Celio. I don't want her holding our child.
Celio: Oh come on, Kaylyn. My mom may be a nut, but she's harmless.
Kaylyn: Even so, she's a bad influence, and I want her out!
Alessi: I can hear you, you know! And don't worry, I'm going! And don't expect me to come back!

Alessi: That was horrible, Voice!
I'm sorry, Alessi. But hey, at least you met your grandson... Right?
Alessi: Pfft, whatever.

The next morning, Alessi got her baby bump. I was a little disturbed that she spun into the gross sketchy maternity outfit...

Luckily I have Master Controller now, so I just changed her maternity wear to something that wouldn't screw her kids up more than they already are.

And just in time for the par-tay!

Kevin: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!
Alessi: Make a wish, Kev! But not a stupid one, like to be a rebel *snickers*
Kevin: Hey, that was a legimate wish!
Alessi: Yeah, but what kind of rebel can YOU be?!

Kevin: Whatever, you aren't gonna ruin my excitement!
Alessi: Even if I say that you will never find love?
Kevin: That doesn't even put a damper on things! Because I'm finally gonna get out of here! Whoo!

Awww, look at our little cutie, all grown up! He gained the Ambitious trait, so altogether he is a heavy sleeping virtoso who hates the outdoors because he is an amitious perfectionist. An... interesting mix, to say the least...

Joy: Is this really a good idea?
Alessi: It's just a birthday cake, Joy.
Joy: Yes, but what if Clover rigged it to explode? Or what if she poisioned it?
Alessi: Clover would never do that!

Joy: You never believe me! My birthday wish is that you can finally see whay Clover really is!
Alessi: I KNOW that she is a sweetheart. You're the one who needs a reality check!

Look at the pretty lil Joy! She is incredibly beautiful I think, and she also looks a ton like her daddy. She aged up well and rolled the Artistic trait.

Clover: It's my birthday!
Kevin: Great, the evil little twit is about to become a sociopathical teenager.
Clover: MOMMY! KEVIN IS BULLYING ME!
Alessi: Kevin, leave her alone on her birthday!

Clover: Okay, it's time to murder the candles!
Kevin: Murder the candles?
Clover: Blowing them out will kill them, I think.
Kevin: I'm not sure that's how it works...
Clover: *blows on candles* Come on little guys, the faster you die the faster I become a teen!
Kevin: Dear God....

And here's the sociopath, all aged up into a pretty teenager! I think that Joy is the better looking twin, though that's just me. She rolled the Flirty trait, which means that she got a little peice of Alessi (Noooo!) and also that she is going to flirt with her victims before finally finishing them off. Or maybe she'll flirt them to death. Hmmmm....

Alessi: Come on Bradley, be happy! It's your birthday!
Bradley: Me never be happy again.
Alessi: How come?
Bradley: Me got a bwoken heart.
Alessi: How do YOU have a broken heart?

Bradley: Me woved Kenzie.
Alessi: Kenzie? Your neice?
Bradley: Uh huh.
Alessi: Wow. Disgusting. I don't even want to touch you anymore.
Bradley: Me sowwy.
Alessi: Just hurry up and blow out your candles so I'll never have to hold you ever again!

D'aww, cuteness! Bradley rolled the Star Quality trait, which of course means that we have a little drama queen on our hands!

Kevin: Oh, cheer up Brad! Things can't be THAT bad!
Bradley: Yeah they can! Mom thinks I'm disgusting!
Kevin: And why would she think that?

Bradley: Because I fell in love with my niece, but I didn't know she was my neice!
Kevin: Who?
Bradley: Kenzie.
Kevin: Autumn's daughter?
Bradley: I don't even know who Autumn is! Mom has just had too many kids!

Alessi: Hey Bradley, get out of my way. And take a bath while your at it. You smell horrible!

Alessi: So Kevin, I heard that you were leaving.
Kevin: That's right, I am.
Alessi: And you weren't going to say goodbye?
Kevin: I didn't think that you wanted to say goodbye to me. You never liked me. You even threw out my fish!
Alessi: That wasn't me, it was Voice!
It was not! It was a glitch!
Kevin: Still though, you've always spent more time with the imaginary voice than you did me!

Alessi: Oh Kevin! *hugs* I'm sorry! I know I'm a crappy mother, but you have no idea how stressful all this is for me!
Bradley: Hey, can I get a hug too?
Alessi: TAKE A BATH BRADLEY!

Joy continues to be the sweet little outcast. She spends all of her free time painting.

Whilst Clover spends her's elsewhere...
Clover: Hey you, stupid trashcan! You are NOT looking at me like that!

Clover: Haha! Now if I ever catch you sitting straight up again, you know what's coming to you!

Clover: Oh wow, this person has planted fire fruit in their yard. It looks rare, and it must have been difficult to plant and care for..

Clover: Oh well, it's mine now! Mwahahaha!

However, Clover wasn't completely heartless. She still felt a connection to her twin and wanted to include her in her evil plot that she had been hatching since she was a child.
Clover: Come on Joy, just think about it! In order to have complete world domination we need to rob that place of all it's diamonds, and then...
Joy: No way, Clover! I'm not helping you do anything illegal!

Clover: Please, Joy? Please just consider? I'll let you be the queen!
Joy: But I don't want anyone to get hurt, and I know that's what your entire plan is based around!
Clover: You will not get hurt if you join me! Otherwise, you will suffer!
Joy: Whatever. I'm not helping you in any way shape or form.
Clover: THAN BE PREPARED TO FACE YOUR DOOM!

That evening, Clover started her revenge against Joy.
Clover: Oh Mother, look what Joy did!

However, Alessi would never find out about the busted sink, because at that very moment she was in labor.
Alessi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hurts that much?

Alessi: Hehehe, just kidding!
Huh? You aren't in labor?
Alessi: Oh no, I am. It just doesn't hurt me anymore!

It doesn't?
Alessi: Okay... So it hurts a liiitttttttllllleeee bi... AAAAAHHHH!
Uhhh... You okay?
Alessi: Just peachy...

Well, after that lovely display, Alessi gave birth to Baby #19 Orion Bright.

He was born with the traits Good and Athletic

And here is also Baby #20 Oliver Bright.

He was born with the traits Artistic and Light Sleeper.


Although it seems that we are headed back to the usual pattern of all boys, I am thrilled with these two. First off, they are completely adorable, and not to mention they both inherited their father's gorgeous hair color! Actually, since Kevin left, there are no redheads in the house, except for Alessi of course. But I'm especially happy because with the birth of these two, we are offically a fifth of a the way done!

Chapter Twenty Seven: Alessi Goes to the Library

Why are Alessi and Bradley going into an apartment building you ask?

Because Autumn lives here with her fiance, VJ Alvi.
But why is Autumn wearing those ugly clothes, you ask?

Because she just gave birth to this little cutie, Mackenzie Bright. And yes, I am well aware that the floor is glitchy... My game is just, well, yeah. And I also don't know why Kenzie has blonde hair, when her parents have red and blue hair, but it suits her well I think.

Alessi: *sigh* Look at him, all hot and blue haired. He'd be a perfect baby daddy, or perhaps step daddy to all my little tykes?
No, absolutely not!
Alessi: But why?
Because you are NOT sleeping with your daughter's fiance!
Alessi: How come?
*facepalm*

Bradley: Whoa, who that cutie?
Kenzie: Hi me is Kenzie.
Bradley: I is Bradwey. I wike you.

Kenzie: Me too. Wanna be mah boyfwiend?
Bradley: Ah course I do!

Uhhhh.... What are doing Alessi?
Alessi: Making myself an alcoholic drink.
You are here to meet your grandbaby! There is no reason you should be drinking!
Alessi: Yeah there is. You go off and deny me a hunk.
But he is the father of your grandchild!
Alessi: So?
*sigh* Okay, just go grab Bradley. I was going to wait till tonight but it's obvious that you need this now.
Alessi: What?
A surprsie.
Alessi: Okay... Can I at least get some vodka in me first?
NO!

Alessi: Come on Brad-Brad, time to go. Say goodbye to your neice.
Bradley and Kenzie: NEICE?!

Alessi: Some surprise this is!
It's the library...
Alessi: But I hate reading! And also thinking in general.
I am aware of that.
Alessi: So why did you bring me here, exactly?!

Alessi: Ooh, look! A beefcake!
So now you understand my reasoning?
Alessi: You yes I do.... But do I really have to give birth AGAIN?!
Yes, Alessi, you do!
Alessi: *sigh* Whatever... I'm in it for the woohoo, that's all.

Lucky: Ooh, hey hot stuff! My name is Lucky Swan, what's yours?
Alessi: Hi, I'm Alessi. What's a stud like you doing in a nerdy old place like this?

Onyx: Oh God... YOU again!
Alessi: Hello Onyx.
Lucky: You know this guy?
Alessi: He's the father of my son.
Onyx: ..... Son?

Alessi: Forget about him, Lucky. I like you better.
Onyx: LIES!
Alessi: No, no lies. You're like a rock, Lucky. A hot, hot rock.
Lucky: Hehehe... Thanks.

Alessi: And you know, I'd bet that you would make beautful babies as well.
Lucky: Probably.
Alessi: Great!
Lucky: They would be interesting little things, though. Because I'm not a human, I'm an Imaginary Friend.

Alessi: Hahaha, you're a funny guy, aren't you Lucky? I know you aren't an Imaginary Friend, because I can see you!
Lucky: No, see, there was this potion...

Alessi: Oh Lucky, enough with this talk, just hold me!
Lucky: Ooh, you feel nice in my arms.
Alessi: I'd feel nice somewhere else, too.
Onyx: Filthy dirtbags....

The two then began to kiss... really really passionately. Like literally, I think they got a little too into it.

Alessi: You know, we can continue this on in somewhere less.... public.
Lucky: Hehehe, I'd love to!
Alessi: Good... And we should get out of here fast, before Onyx realizes that his son is right in the other room.
Lucky: *laughing* Okay, let's go!

With that, Alessi ditched Bradley at the library, before heading down to Science Faucilty to woohoo Lucky.

Not sure if this was the greatest idea in the world, though. I mean, they are woohooing in a labratory. Where they do experiments. What if they, like, suck up something harmful?

They both look okay though. I'm assuming that there won't be any side effects from this...

Alessi: I did a great job in there! I think that I deserve some flowers!
Lucky: Well, if you get flowers, I get money.
Alessi: Say what?!
Lucky: I'm just saying, you should pay me for all my hard work.
Alessi: You... You are a disgusting weirdo!

Lucky: What is wrong with you?
Alessi: Well, a lot actually. See, this freaky voice talks to me in my head, and she is forcing me against my will to bear and raise 100 babies that I don't even want!
Lucky: Uhhh...
Alessi: And the voice is such a hater, too, and she hates me and my Alessi-ness. She dislikes every descistion I make, and she is always telling me lies about my children. Like how my sweet little Clover is actually some kind of evil monster!
Lucky:... I think you should leave now.
Alessi: *eye roll* Well, you asked!

See this girl? Her name is Casie Edwards, and Kevin brings her home nearly every day. Me thinks the boy's smitten with a certain little lady.

Kevin than ran off to go make a lovely dinner to impress his lady friend. However, I'm not sure a salad is the right food to impress a girl. She may get the wrong message.

Casie: Wow, there sure are a lot of dirty dishes in here.
Joy: Yeah, my Mommy doesn't clean that much. I'll wash them as soon as I'm finished with my homework.
Casie: Thanks, Sweetie.
Clover: Nah, don't clean them. I kind of like the smell.
Casie: How could you possibly like the smell?
Clover: Because I think it's what a dead body smells like.

Joy: Clover, you scare me sometimes.
Clover: Good! Mwahahahaha!