Saturday, November 26, 2011

Chapter Thirty Nine: SURPRISE!

Hello readers! First thing I would like to say before we start is that I am very sorry about the hiatus. Life is just really crazy right now, and lately I've been tired, stressed, or too busy doing other things to really worry about this. But I'm back! Not sure how often chapters will be coming out, but I'm back!
Alessi: Oh, finally!
Hello Alessi. I have missed you very much.
Alessi: I can't say the same. It's been nice not having to hear your constant blabbering everyday!
So why did you say "Oh, Finally!"?!
Alessi: I did not!
Ummm... Yes you did.
Alessi: ....Well, maybe I did, but that does not mean i am happy to see you!
Oh really?
Alessi: Yes! it just means that i have a surpise for you, as all.
A... Surprise?
Alessi: Yup!
Should I be scared? Because I feel scared....
Alessi: Don't worry, you'll love it!
Okay then... Well moving on....
Alessi: Moving on?! What about my surprise?!
It can wait. I think it's time to age the triplets up and kick them out of the house.
Alessi: Oh yes, yes! Everyday I've been living with them I feel the threat of Zanes baby army coming for me!
You aren't concerned Zane may go after the girls?
Alessi: Eh, I'm sure they can take care fo themselves!

Eva: Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday, I get away from Big Brother, this feels like a dream!
Glad to know you love me too...
Eva: *screams* Get away from me, goverment spies! Get awaaaay!

Sabrina: You never fail to make me laugh, you giant peice of fruitcake!
Eva: Leave me alone! You... You are on THEIR side!
Sabrina: On who's side?
Eva: THEIR side!
Sabrina: Erm... Okay?

Lara: Oh Eva, just ignore her! Make a wish and blow out your candles! Today is the first day of the rest of your life!
Eva: Oh, I know what i am going to wish for! For Big Brother to just leave me the heck alone!
I feel so loved....
Eva: *screams*

After her hysterics, Eva aged up into a really beautiful young lady.... That is, if we ignore her hair fusing with her hood back there. Yeah, let's just ignore that! But anyways, Eva aged up with the Dramatic trait, which I suppose compliments the Insane trait nicely. Altogether she is a dramatic whack-a-doo who is is a kind artist but is afraid of her own shadow.

Rachel: It's my turn! It's my turn!
Yes! Happy birthday Rachel!
Rachel: Thanks, Echo.
Sabrina: Hey Rach, you think we can speed this along? This party is so boring that it makes me wanna do my homework!

Rachel: Okay, okay... Umm... I wish that my family wasn't so weird!
Sabrina: Haha, that's such a stupid wish!
Eva: It sure is! We are plenty normal! Right Big Brother?
Erm, right...
Lara: Hurry up guys! I'm starving! I need cake in my mouth pronto!

And here's Rachel! Aint she pretty? She looks a ton like her dad, I think. Anyways, Rachel aged up well and rolled the Green Thumb trait, which doesn't make any sense because she hates the outdoors. Hmm... Well, altogether Rachel is an insane loner who is brave enough to garden inside.

Lara: I can't wait to nom nom nom on this birthday cake!

Lara: I wish for a big family someday!
Alessi: Someday? Have one now! Take my kids! Take all of them! In fact, take over the challenge for me! Ppppllllleeeeeeaaaasssseeeee!
Lara: ?

Well here is our youngest triplet! She's the only one spared the insane trait (Aww...) and the only one who actaully inherited one of her parents hair color. Maybe the hair color had something to do with the insanity! Who knows? But Lara aged up well and gained the Shy trait, so altogether she is a shy mooch who is brave enough to watch TV with little kids. Yes.

This is a picture of Lara pre-makeover. The game gave her her mother's night gown and a similar hair style too. I just thought it was funny...

Before the girls left, they spent some quality time playing with Tuxie, and....
Alessi: Enough about the stupid cat! What about me?
What about you?
Alessi: I did promise you a surprise...
Oh... Well okay, Alessi. What is it?
Alessi: Yay! Follow me to the bathroom!
Alessi: Oh, come on!

Alessi: Surprise!
Alessi: You like?
Alessi: Is that a yes?
Alessi: Look, before you say anything, you do want me to have 100 babies!
Alessi: And you left me alone for nearly a month, and of course I was craving some woohoo, so....
Alessi, all I want to know who the father is!

Alessi: Umm... The father?
Yes, Alessi! Who. Is. The. Father?!
Alessi: Umm, well.... Is that really important?!
Yes, yes it is!
Alessi: Oh... Well... Ummm....
It's Bryce, isn't it?
Alessi: *nervous giggle* Who's Bryce?
Your daughter's boyfriend...
Alessi: Joy is too evil to have a boyfriend!
I never said which daughter!
Alessi: Oh... Umm.... Oh look, my phone is ringing!

Alessi: Oh, hey Joy.... Ummmm no.... Is that what Bryce told you?
I knew it!
Alessi: Shut up Voice! *to Joy* Bryce is a liar... A hot, smexy liar....
You have no shame....
Alessi: Well, Joy! Do you have idea how many babies I'm supposed to have?! And Bryce has some good genes, and... Hello? Joy? Hello?
She hung up on you! You sicko....
Alessi: I am not a sicko! I was desperate!
You could have waited till I gave you a guy...
Alessi: But I wanted to surprised you...

Meanwhile, at the pond right across the street, another one of Alessi's kids was getting into fishing. And you know what that means!

Alessi: No! No! Nooo!
His name is Fillipe!
Alessi: Jaycee should have nameed him Disgusting!
That's what I should have named you...
Alessi: Rude!
I'M rude?! You slept with your daughter's boyfriend!
Alessi: I thought we got past that!
Of course we didn't! And Joy won't, either! You know you hurt her very much?
Alessi: She's evil! She feels no pain!
She isn't... *sigh* You know what, I'm done talking about this!
Alessi: Oh, thank God!

After all of this, it was time for the three girls and one boy to age up to get ready for the new baby.

Jaycee: Hurray! Sabrina, it's our birthdays!
Sabrina: I can see that *muttering* Stupid little moron...
Jaycee: Hey!
Alessi: Just blow out the candles and make a wish already! Yeesh!

Jaycee: I wish for a pony!
Sabrina: I wish you will just die off already!
Jaycee: Your a big meanie!
Sabrina: No, duh!

Well, neither one of them got their wishes, but they both turned out lovely! Let's take a closer look, shall we?

Our evil little Sabbie is pretty, isn't she? Although i always knew she would be. Anyways, she gained the Flirty trait, which means we may have a future serial killer in our midsts? You know, the kind that will lure you into her home with nothing but her body. You two will fall into a passionate embrace and then as soon as you are comfortable or as soon as you aren't looking she will take a knife and then...... I apologize for the nightmares you may or may not get from that little image there!

I was pleasantly surprised with how Jaycee turned out. This is definetly a big improvment on how she looked as a child and toddler. And she gained the Athletic trait, which means either she is going to be big and muscular or small and skinny. Hopefully some where in the middle...

Alessi: Ugh, okay! Let's hurry up and get this over with!
Get your daughter's birthday over with?
Alessi: Yes! She's still an extremely creepy little toddler!
You disgusting woman....

Buffy: Mommy, me is being a child?
Alessi: Yes, yes... *whispering* The eyes.... the eyes! The frighten me!

Buffy aged up adorable! Although, since she IS a Halloween baby she is a bit gothic. But eh, no big deal, she's still cute! Buffy rolled the Mean Spirited trait, which means she is going to give Alessi a run for her money for treating her so bad. (Mwahahahaha!)

Alessi: Okay, Boo, let's blow out your candles!
Boo: Where candles Mommy?
Yeah... Your facing the wrong way!
Alessi: Oh, who cares! We can still party, can't we?
...Your too lazy to turn around, aren't you?
Alessi: Make that too tired!
Jaycee: I'm out of here!

Alessi: Come on Boo, let's blow out the candles!
Boo: Where am I blowing?
Sabrina: Ugh, I can't believe I'm RELATED to you!

Awww! Aint he adorable? Although my sister thought he was a girl and questioned why I made him look like Annie >.< Oh, well, YOU guys know he's a boy, right?!
Anyways, Boo aged up well and rolled the.... INSANE trait! Oh, yes! Yes! Yeees! We say goodbye to two whackos, but hello to a new one! It's just too perfect!

Alessi: Voice! Voice! Help me!
Alessi: The... The... The cat!
What about the cat?
Tuxie: Mew?
Alessi: Oh shut up, you stupid cat!
Alessi, I don't really think...
Alessi: It won't leave me alone! It's watching me sleep!
Alessi: Don't say aww! it's horrifying!

Alessi: Just look at him! Look at his eyes!
What's with you and eyes?
Alessi: I see murder in them!
I think he just wants to play.
Alessi: He wants to KILL me.
We all do, Alessi. We all do.

Alessi: That's it! I'm taking matters into my own hands!
Where are you taking him?!
Tuxie: Maow?!
Alessi: I'm gonna stick him in the bathtub!
Your going to drown him?!
Tuxie: Hissss!
Alessi: Huh? No! I'm just gonna bathe him!
Bathe him?
Alessi: Yeah, so maybe all of his evilness will be washed away!

Alessi: Okay, come on cat, let's... AHHHHH! AHHHHH! AHHHH!
Alessi: *crying* This isn't funny!
That's what you get for sleeping with a daughters beau!
Alessi: *weeping*

Alessi is able to get him in the bathtub, but she's too afraid to get him wet.

He then runs off to go roll around in some garbage.

Boo: La la la la la!
Hi Boo!
Boo:.... Sabrina? Are you trying to scare me?
No, I'm not Sabrina! I'm just trying to introd-
Boo: Leave me alone Sabrina!

Boo: You are not going to scare me this time, Sabrina!
Boo, sweetie, I am not Sabrina!

Boo: Well, then what are you then?
Well, techicinally I am your creator....

Boo: Oh, I get it! Your one of the monsters Sabrina created!
No, I said I am your creator, not that I was created... And Sabrina makes monsters?!
Boo: Yup! It's very nice to meet you Mr. Monster!
I'm a girl...
Boo: Okay then, Mrs. Monster!
I am not married!
Boo: *sigh* Can I just call you Monster, then?
I'd prefer you didn't, actually....
Boo: Tough!
*sigh* Another insane kid, another weird name...

Alessi: AHHHH!
Still crying over that scratch?
Alessi: No, I'm in labor you MORON!
Hehehe... I knew that!
Alessi: Ooooh... I forgot how bad this hurt! AND how gross this is! It's gonna take forever to get this outfit cleaned!

Sabrina: Oh hey look at that... Your in labor? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Alessi: Not funny, Sabrina! NOT FUNNY!
Sabrina: Lol!

Well, after a while she gave birth to her first baby in a whole month, baby #33 Shane Bright.

He was born with the traits Genius and Loves the Outdoors.

Ain't he a cute? I actually think that he is the first blonde baby ever! Strange considering that Alessi has had 30 babies, but eh, whatever. Now I'm hoping to get back into the swing of things. You guys may not remember, but I used to update very day during the summer. That is, of course, never going to happen again, but I at least need to start doing it at least weekly.

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Chapter Thirty Eight: I Think I Saw A Puddy Tat

So, ever since Alessi got that break of hers, the ages of her kids have been kind of... Funny. And the triplets are teens now, and it still isn't sorted out yet.... which means that a few kids have to have their birthdays in order to even things out...

Alessi: Okay, Sabbie my darling, it's time for you to blow out your candles!
Sabrina: Okay, Mama! *whispers* Just wait Mother Dear, you just wait...
Alessi: What was that?
Sabrina: Notting, Mommy! *giggles*
Alessi: Oh, aren't you a cutie?
Sabrina: I sure am Mommy! Hehe!

Alessi: And what will you wish for Sabbie?
Sabrina: *laughing* I will kill you all! Mwahahaha!
Alessi: Huh? What?!
Sabrina: Ummm.... Me means I will spwead happiness and wuv!
Alessi: Awww, aren't you a sweetie?

Alright, here she is! Our second evil child, and she's a cutie, too! And she really rocks that cowgirl hat! Anywho, Sabrina aged up well and rolled the Snob trait... Gee, isn't this kid a winner? She's a sloppy evil snob, how can things get any worse?! (Knock on wood!)

Alessi: Okay Jaycee, my big lipped child...
Alessi: What? I'm just pointing out the obvious here!
Hey, some people pay ALOT of money for big ole lips like hers!
Alessi: Ha! You admit her lips are freakish and large!
Well, I wasn't really insulting her, and you are her mother...
Alessi: Oh, hush you!
Jaycee: Mommy, me blow out candles now?

Alessi: *puts Jaycee on ground* Whatevs, I'm gonna go play video games now!
Sabrina: Hey, my twin is still a baby... How is that even possible?!
Rachel: Eew, cake again?! I'm gonna have cookies instead!

Jaycee is plenty pretty, I think, if it wouldn't be for those lips of her's. I think she kind of reminds me of Autumn in that sense. Autumn was beautiful, if only her nose wasn't so grossly enlarged. And I'm sure that Jaycee would be a little cutie pie if her lips were normal, or at least a bit more rounded... Oh well, maybe it'll even out when she gets older!

Lara: Okay, Sabrina, let's tackle your homework, shall we?
Sabrina: In a minute, Lars!
Lara: It's Lara...
Sabrina: *laughing* Whatevs, freak!
Lara: Now Sabrina, that isn't...
Sabrina: Oh hush, you! I'm busy!
Lara: ...Busy doing what?

Sabrina: I've been craving sugar lately....
Lara: What?

Sabrina: Hi Buffy...
Buffy: Hello!
Sabrina: Do you have something for me?
Buffy: Nuh uh!
Buffy: No, no! Give it baaaack!

Sabrina: Mmmmm.... This is sooo good! I bet you wish you had this right now!
Lara: Oh come you little.....
Lara: Say what? What words? I'm not saying anything!
Sabrina: Yeah, that's what I thought!

Hi Rachel!
Rachel: Oh not now, Echo!
I was just trying to be friendly...
Rachel: Well, I'm busy trying to clean these stupid plates, but this sink isn't working!
Well, maybe you need to be more gentle with it!

Rachel: Aah!
Hey, I told you not to push it!
Rachel: This is all YOUR fault, Echo!
Whoa whoa... What?!
Rachel: Well, aren't paranormals always responsible for problems around the house?!
Okay first, nooooo! And second, I am not a paranormal!
Rachel: Lies!

Look, you should probably get to fixing this before your mother finds out you broke the sink!
Rachel: Uh, no! You're the one who broke it!
No, that was you!
Rachel: No it was not! You're the paranormal, and you broke it, so you fix it!
Even if it was me, I couldn't fix it, because, as your mother says, I don't have a body!
Rachel: My mother?! Are trying to convince me that my family is screwed up?!
It IS screwed up!
Rachel: La la la, I can't hear you! La la la!
You can't tune me out! I'm in your head!

Rachel: *grumbling* Stupid Echo... Wrecking the sinks... Making me do stuff... Telling me my mom is a loon!


Lara: I'm so confuzzled.... What Echo?!
Eva: Oh no... Breaking sinks?! Random echoes.... BIG BROTHER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!!!
Lara:....Oh, why can't I have normal sisters?!

Alessi: Come on Boo, you can do it!
Boo: Me is scared Mommy!
Alessi: Come on Boo Bear, just try it!

Boo: Mommy, me is walking!
Alessi: Yes Boo, yes! Good Boo, good!

Alessi, why don't you play with Buffy? You haven't even looked at her since you gave birth to her!
Alessi: Oh no, I can't do that....
But why? She's so cute, and I think Boo's starting to get annoyed with you anyways...
Alessi: But I can't play with her, Voice....

Alessi: Those eyes... They frighten me!

Lara: Mom! Don't say that about the baby! *scoops up Buffy* It's not her fault! And she is so sweet!
Buffy: I loves you, Lara!
Lara: Awww, I loves you too Buffy! Now come on baby girl, let's go to bed!
Buffy: Okays Lara...

Lara: Goodnight Buffy!
Buffy: Night night Lara!
Alessi: Ick!
Alessi: Whaaaaat! You want me to think this is cute?! The girls eyes are red!

Jaycee, meanwhile, is outside swinging after midnight. And I gotta say, she is actually kinda cute when she is smiling....

Sabrina is outside too, being well, Sabrina
Sabrina: Why do you always look so freaky?
Eva: Freaky?! Who's freaky?! I'll tell you who's freaky... Big Brother!!!!

Sabrina: When will you just die already so I can stuck your ghost up into a vacuum and lock it up in a jar so I can just sit there and watch it try to escape?!
Eva: Uhhh...
Eva, darling, I would suggest not talking to this girl anymore....

Eva: AAH! Big Brother, I knew you had something to do with this!
Sabrina: Gee, you ARE a freak! Maybe I should just kill you off now....
Uhh.... Eva?
Eva: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Sabrina: Okay, so how should I do her in? A pipe or a .... OMG! AAAH!
Jaycee: Haha, you just peed yourself!
Sabrina: Hehe... No one saw that.... Right?!
Jaycee: Well I saw it... but I won't tell!
Sabrina:.... Promise!
Jaycee: Of course!
Sabrina: Great! You get to live, then!
Jaycee: Whew....

Alessi: Erm, Voice?
Alessi: What is this?
It's a cat, Alessi.
Alessi: Ooh, ummm, what's a cat?
It's the thing staring at you right now!
Alessi: Oh, ummm, why is it here?
Because it's gonna live here with you!
Alessi: Wait... What?! Some weird creature! And I don't even know his name!

His name is Mr. TuxedoPants, but just for time's sake we're going to call him Tuxie. He is hyper, destrustive, and piggy!
Alessi: Whoa, whoa... What?!
Alessi: You give me a cat that is disgusting and destructive, and will never sleep?!
Yeah, that's right!
Alessi: What did I do to deserve this?!

Tuxie quickly made himself right at home. He tore up two newspapers and used the other one to take a nap.

And then he went and hissed at Rachel.
Rachel: Echo! Did you possess the cat and make him do this?!
What?! No! I told you, I am not a paranormal!

Alessi: Eew! Is he DRINKING from the toilet?!
Alessi: But I was going to use that!
You still can, you know....
Alessi: Not with toilet water splashed up everywhere!

Alessi: And of course, he's rolling in the puddles he left on the floor!
It's actually pretty cute...
Alessi: But he is wrecking my house!
Not really. He's just making it smell bad...
Alessi: It smells like those stupid fish...

Oh, well, it looks likes Tuxie is already taking over the house. This should be fun...