Friday, August 26, 2011

Chapter Sixteen- The Difference Between Love and Hate

Mickey was the first kid in the Bright family who used the play table while he was a child. He spent hours building tall towers before destroying them and starting all over.

But his very favorite activity was sitting on the couch and watching TV.  He was really taking after his grandma Maia! And he was also taking after his mom by watching daytime dramas.

Mickey: Oh no! Billy, why would you leave Delia and Victoria?! But especially Victoria?!

Mickey: Ugh! A cliffhanger! How disapointing!

Alessi sometimes joined him, since she still had a soft spot for soaps.
Mickey: But Mom, I don't get it! Why do those pictures in his room make his happy?
Alessi: Well... hmmm... how do I put this delicately?

Alessi: See, they were dirty pictures...
Mickey: What were on the pictures?
Alessi: Uhhhh well... don't focus on that sweety. He had too much medicine and it made him all happy.
Mickey: Hmmmm.... I thought the pictures made him happy?

Alessi! Are you CLEANING?!
Alessi: Is that so weird?
Alessi: Well, it was starting to stink in here, and come on, how bad could it be?

Alessi: Uh oh!
Uh oh? What uh oh?!
Alessi: Uhhh nothing...
What did you do?!
Alessi: Nothing! Nothing I tell you!

Alessi, there is water spraying everywhere!
Alessi: No there isn't!
I can SEE it!
No! the sink is broken!
Alessi: Well what do you want me to do about it?!
You KNOW what I want you to do about it!

Someone's a bit dramatic, huh?
Alessi: Dirty water is all over me!
And it will be all over the house if you don't clean it up!
Alessi: I. Still. Hate. You.

Alessi: Eew it's on my foot! It's on my foot!
Calm down!
Alessi: I will not! I refuse! This is the most traumitizing moment of my ENTIRE life!

So, your all done now?
Alessi: Yes, and thank God for that!
You are such a baby!
Alessi: But it was really really horrible.
I doubt that!
Alessi: *crying* BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

We have been having a bit for a money problem lately. Alessi, for the most part, is unemployed, and none of the kids have brought in any money since Casper left. Not to mention that house is huge and is full of expensive electronics, so we lose a ton of money everytime Alessi has to pay the bills.
So I send her on a butterfly capturing adventure.

Alessi: Yay! I think I caught one!
Are you in your bikini?
Alessi: Yes, Voice, I am in my bikini! But didn't you hear me? I caught a butterfly!
When did you put that on?!
Alessi: *eye roll* On the way here! But....

Alessi: Look! A butterfly!
I just want to know why you are wearing that!
Alessi: Because I like wearing it!
You have way more problems than I thought you did!
Alessi: You're just prude!

Alessi: Lookie, Voice! A rock!
Please put back on your clothes!
Alessi: The rock is shiny! Think it's worth a lot?
I am so confuzzled!

After this, I sent Alessi to the science faucility to sell the butterflies that she caught.

Alessi: WHAT?!
What's wrong? They didn't give you a good price?
Alessi: Only $943.
That's really good! That'll cover the bills for two more times!
Alessi: I thought the butterflies would be worth more though.
You almost got $1000 for them! That's really good.
Alessi: *sigh* But I wore my bikini and everything! That should count for something!

And then something really weird happened. Ace came back from school in his bathing suit!

And so did Mickey.
Mickey: Look Mom! My bare chest is sparkling in the sunlight! I look like a diamond!

Ace is a Slob, so he eats in a really disgusting way. I mean look at that! It reminds me of picture of a possessed person I saw once! I mean really!

Alessi: Whee! Go little tiny red people! Beat those ugly blue people up!
You're still in your bikini?
Alessi: What's it to ya?

Why'd you stop?
Alessi: I'm tired.

Alessi: And pregnant!
Your maternity wear is a bathing suit?!

Oh, that's better!
Alessi: No it's not! I hate blue!
Well it's better for me, and that's all that matters.

Meanwhile, hanging around outside in the darkness was the friend that Mickey invited over. I forget his name, but he is Marty Keaton's son.

Alessi strolled right past him in order to get to Christopher Steele's house before nine.
He was throwing a party, and Stephen was going to be there.

And here he is. He looks bigger than before, but it looks like he's been working out. In fact, he looks pretty good.

Alessi: STEPHEN! *hugs* How are you?
Stephen: Hey Mom! I'm doing the same.
Alessi: No job?
Stephen: Uh huh
Alessi: No kids?
Stephen: Uh huh.
Alessi: I'm so proud of you!

Stephen: Woah... Are you pregnant again?!
Alessi: Unfortunetly.
Stephen: *feels tummy* How many is this?
Alessi: Eleven. Unless I have twins, then it's twelve.
Stephen: Geez, Mom. You need to get yourself a hobby.

Victoria Andrews: *yawn* Alessi Bright, you never cease to bore me!

Victoria Andrews: Wait a second.... Your that freaky woman with all the babies! Ahhhh! Keep your mutant son away from me!

So you got kicked out of the party....
Alessi: It was that stupid vampire lady's fault!
You slapped her upside the head, kicked her in the shins, and then threw her out the window!
Alessi: No one messes with Stephy!
Afterwards you jumped out the window, landing on her face, and then you danced on her face, which led to you stomping on her stomach while screaming "DIE MONSTER DIE"
Alessi: Like i said... NO ONE messes with Stephy!
She was a VAMPIRE! You could have been eaten.
Alessi: A stupid weak vampire!
You could have gotten arrested!
Alessi: I could have gotten out. Cops need woohoo too.
Not the point! I am NOT going to lose my baby mama because she is stupid moron who has anger managment issues!
Alessi: *eye roll* Whatevs, Voice.
I swear to God, I am THIS close to deleting you and replacing you with a nicer, better behaved version of yourself!

When Alessi got home, she was welcomed by the Keaton boy booing her. I think he stands for my anger, and his striped shirt represents my conflicting feelings of love and hate, and his boxers represent how upset I currently am.
Yes, Maddy, I AM ready for English class!

Alessi was cutting through the nursery to get to her room, when she suddenly went into labor.
Alessi: Oh! This is bad! *thinking* Unless....
Oh boy...

Alessi: Oh Voicey?
Don't call me that!
Alessi: Can I have a teensy weensy little break after I have this baby? Pwetty Pwease?
Well, ordinarily I'd say no...
Alessi: Yay!
...But after what you pulled tonight, it's a no times infinity


Well, despite how violent and angry Alessi was during the pregnancy, Baby #11, Eros Bright, was born happy and healthy.

He was born with the traits Slob and Loves the Outdoors. Which means that he will roll around in the mud, and then refuse to bathe. Hurray for filth!

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Chapter Fifteen- Back to the Swing of Things

Alessi: *snore*
Alessi? Alessi?!
Alessi: *yawn* Five more...

Alessi: Okay, okay! I'm up!
Alessi: What do you want?!
It's time for your kids to age up.
Alessi: What?! No way!
Yes, way.
Alessi: But that's violating the terms of my break!
I told you last night that your break is over! Don't you remember?
Alessi: Uhhhhh no.
Not surprising.

Alessi: What is THAT supposed to mean?!
It means that you are stupid.
Alessi: And what is THAT supposed to mean?!
Your stupid. So stupid you can't do anything on your own!
Alessi: I am not! I can do anything you tell me too!
Can you age up your kids all by yourself?
Alessi: Of course I can! In fact I can do it right now if I wanted too! *marches away*
Hehehehe too easy!

Alicia: I'm going to become a young adult! *sigh* It's just too bad Mom doesn't care though.

Alessi: What are you talking about, Ali? I'm right here?
Alicia: *gasp* You came to one of my birthdays?!
Alessi: Of course I did sweetie! I am your mother after all!
You mean that your trying to prove me wrong?
Alessi: Yes Voice, that's what I mean!

Alicia: Oh Mommy! I don't even care if you're acting psychotic! I'm just glad you love me!
Alessi: Yes yes dear. Just hurry up and blow out your candles.

And here she is. She is drop dead gorgeous! She gained the trait Vehicle Enthusiest, so altogether Alicia is a clumsy brave family orienated vehile enthusiest who has comminment issues. So far is she is my only hope for grandbabies, but I think that the Commiment Issues trait will keep that from happening. A shame too, since she would have such beautiful children.

Jazmyn: Finally! Little Jazzy is finally becoming a young adult!

Ace: Uhhhhh you are in your bra...
Jazmyn: Yes, well, this is all about me!
Ace: Yes but I don't wanna see all of you!

Jazmyn: Look out world, here I come!

And here she is! Definetly not as beautiful as Alicia, but pretty just the same. Jazmyn gained the Lucky trait, and is altogteher a lucky friendly ambitious genius who likes books. So in theory she would be a nerd.

Ace: Mini-rockstar is growing up!

Alicia: Yay Acey! You go kid!
Ace: You're wearing your bra AND underwear!
Alicia: *laughing* So you don't like what you see?
Ace: Well, you  ARE kinda my sister!

Ace: *sigh* Well anyways... I wish to be the hottest of the hot! So maybe then I will be Mom's favorite!
Alessi: Uhhhh sure...
You really mean that Alessi?
Alessi: No.

Ace: Uhhhhhh Mom? The cake looks kind of funny...

Alessi: Oh no! Not again! Jazmyn! Grab Mickey and get out of the house!
Still choosing favorites I see?
Alessi: Shut up Voice! This is no time for you meaness!
You are so failing at the aging the kids up thing.

Alicia: Oh hey, look at that, a fire! I got it!

Because of Alicia's brave trait, she put out the fire before the firefighters even got there. And nothing was even damaged in the fire.

Alessi: Oh Alicia! I can't believe that you are putting out the fire all by yourself! You are my favorite twin now!
Jazmyn: NOOOO! I can't be second! Not to stupid Alicia! Dear God tell me that this all a horrible horrible dream!

Ace: I hate my life.

I ended up buying the poor kid a new cake before the counter was even done smoking.

Ace: Forget hotness! I just wish that I won't burn the house down!

Well, he may of not wanted hotness anymore, but he sure got it anyways! He looks exactly like his dad, except with red hair and random purple eyes. He earned himself the Charismatic trait.

Last but not certainly not least, it was Mickey's turn to age up.

Why do you look so sad?
Alessi: My tenth baby is aging up!
Only into a child! You still have plenty of time with him.
Alessi: Yes, but just like Stephen, he is going to be gone soooo fast!

Alessi: Oh... I promised myself I wouldn't cry!
What a baby!
Alessi: Shut up! This is an emotional time for me!

Awwww look how cute he is! Mickey aged up and rolled the Excitable trait.

Before the twins were to leave, Alicia had an emotional moment with her baby brother.

Ace: I can't believe that your leaving me here! You're the only one who cares about me!
Alicia: I'm sorry Ace! Please forgive me, but I really need to leave! But you are ever in need of a little attention, you can always stay with me!

Ace: *pulling Alicia into a hug* I love you Ali!
Alicia: I love you too Acey. And I'm going too miss you sooooo much! Please come and visit all the time, okay?
Ace: *crying* I promise I will!

And with that, Alicia left. Jazmyn did as well, but she didn't say a word to anyone. I'm thinking that she's upset about not being the favorite anymore.

Alessi: Oh Christopher, I'm too busy for woohoo now!
Uhhhh Alessi?
Alessi: But if you write me a letter I might reconsider!
Alessi! Wake up!

Alessi: What is it NOW?!
I can't believe you are sleeping again!
Alessi: Is that all you wanted to tell me?
Nope. It's time to get pregnant again!
Alessi: Noooooo! I mean I can go for some woohoo, but no more babies!
Break's over, kid. Get up.
Alessi: Fine! But he better be hot!

Alessi: Ugh! Who's the creepy looking hobo guy?!
Barry Tenderlove.
Alessi: Why did you choose HIM as a daddy?
Well, he wasn't my first choice. But the other guy I wanted to use... well, there were a couple of technical problems.
Alessi: Technical problems?
Yes. But don't worry, I ran a test and you and Barry will have decent looking kids.
Alessi: How do you even test that?!
Uhhh I don't really want to talk about it.

Alessi: So, Barry..... are you rich?
Barry: Uhhh what?

Alessi: My apologies. I am just so attracted to you right now that strange and unusal things pop out of my mouth.

Alessi: Oh baby, you look like your hurting! Do you want me to make you feel all better?

Based on the big blue smiley faces floating above their heads, I'd say that all is forgiven.

They then began to neck a little bit...

...Before Alessi hints that they take it one step further.

Alessi: Oh Barry-O, Barry-O, where for art thou Barry-O?

Barry: I'm right here!
Alessi: Oh okay... wanna woohoo now?

Barry: Well I don't know.... I mean I'm kind of very very hungry.
Alessi: Pwease baby? *puppy dog eyes*
Barry: Oh... okay!


And so they woohooed. Barry was still really hungry though and hey, look at those pillows fly. Wheee!

Alessi: Hobo lovin' is reeeaaal nice!
Barry: Huh?
Alessi: Uhhh I mean you wild like a... hobo?
Barry: Oh okay!

Barry: I'm tired now.
Alessi: *sigh* Men! They are never completely satisfied are they?
No, no they aren't.