Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Chapter Twenty Nine: Invasion of the Flamingos
Alessi: Come on Orion, go to bed already!
Orion: Me not tired!
Alessi: You're lying, Orion. No one likes a liar.
Orion: But me not lying. Me just woke up.
Alessi: GO TO BED NOOOOOOW!
Orion: *gulp* Otays...
Alessi: Okay Oliver, your brother is in his crib, so we can play now!
Alessi: Yes Voice, seriously!
You are such a jerk.
Alessi: Look who's talking!
Well, when I have babies of my very own someday, I am NOT going to chose favorites.
Alessi: Well, good for you! Be a horrible parent! SHELTER your children, why don't you?!
It's not sheltering, it's called being a nice person.
Look, if you are going to be like this, at least do something productive!
Alessi: Okay Ollie, when I let go of your hands, you need to walk to me, okay?
Well, I suppose this is productive...
But it isn't what I had in mind...
Oliver: Mama me walking!
Alessi: Very cute baby, but I'm talking to Voice right now.... So Voice, what do you mean by productive then?
Do you want to finish the challenge up quickly or not?
Alessi: Of course I do!
That means that you need to get out there and work on getting yourself pregnant again!
Alessi: I'm confuzzled.
I'm not surprised.
Alessi: Yes, but, I thought you wanted me to be a good mommy.
You will never be a good mother. If your good to one kid you're horrible to another.
Alessi: Not true!
Orion: Mama, me is hungwy.
Alessi: SHUT UP ORION!
I rest my case.
Alessi:....So this is where the next daddy lives?
Alessi: B-b-but i-i-t's completely s-s-surrounded...
What are you stuttering about now?
Alessi: THE FLAMINGOS! WE'RE BEING INVADED BY THE FLAMINGOS!!!
Alessi: HELP UUUSSSS! SOMEBODY OPEN THE DOOR BEFORE THE FLAMINGOS EAT US!!!!
Umm... those flamingos are fa-
Alessi: OPEN UP! PLLLEEEEAAAASSSSEEE!
Alessi, would you just listen to m-
Alessi: I'M TOO PRETTY TO DIE!
Okay, you know what, forget it. Get eaten for all I care.
Caleb: Don't worry fair maiden and purple haired child. I'll save you! After all, I AM a master at martial arts!
Alessi: My hero!
Yep, this is Caleb Sky from Sky Babies 100 Baby Challenge. I think at this point he's the forth daddy from a baby challenge in a row (Lucky was an imaginary friend from Florence~One Woman- 100 Babies). And if all goes well there will be a few more baby challenges daddies after Caleb. And then all the randomly downloaded ones (And someone suggested Grimmy, but we'll see!)
Anyways, moving on with the story, Alessi went inside to woo Caleb, leaving her defenseless child outside all alone to be eaten alive by the flamingos... And pick his nose, apparently.
Alessi: Oh Caleb... Your eyes... And your hair... And your eyes...
Caleb: Awww, Alessi! Has anyone ever told you that you are completely and utterly adorable?
Alessi: Oh, Caleb, your so sweet! And yes, yes they have.
Caleb: Oh Alessi, I think that I'm falling in love with you!
Alessi: Well, that's nice and all, but that isn't why I am here.
Caleb: So why are you here, then?
WE INTERUPT YOUR USUAL VIEWING OF BABY MAKING FOR THIS IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!
Clover is being a good person for once! Yes, you heard it here first folks, Clover actually went to tend to little Orion's crying when no one else did!
Oops, nevermind. She just stole his candy!
Orion: But I hungwy! And it my wowwipop!
Clover: This lollipop is the first step to destroying my sister, and then taking over the world.
Although I completely adore Joy, I can't help but take Clover's side a teeny tiny little bit. I mean, Joy is ALWAYS rolling the wish to do homework. Even when she finished her homework, she wants to do more homework. And my friend Maddy is always doing homework, and sometimes I feel like twisting her head off too.
Joy's still my favorite though. I'm just saying.
Bradley isn't too much better. Ever since the love of his life turned out to be his niece, he's been... confused. Always making dramatic faces at no one, and looking like he just wanted to run down the street screaming bloody murder.
But still, despite the strange home enviroment, there is no excuse for Clover's evilness. However, this is not news, so I apologize for taking you away from what you really want to see.
WE NOW BRING YOU BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM
It looks like we all missed a lot. Or maybe not, since we all know that it doesn't take a whole lot for Alessi to woo a guy.
And before I could even blink, the two were under the sheets, kicking out their feet and giggling, whilst tiny little hearts rained down from the heavens.
They both popped out of the covers, feeling all accomplished like (And also this picture made me laugh).
The woohoo was all good and fine, but as soon it was all done, Caleb did the biggest no-no ever in the world of one night stands.
He tried to have a conversation with the girl he just woohooed with.
Caleb: So anyways, my mom, she never really wanted 100 kids. But she has to do it to save the town from the mentally insane elderly woman with a coal black heart. And that is how I came into the world.
Alessi: Voice, I wanna go home!
Caleb: What, you don't care about my life?
Alessi: To be honest, no I do not. And I don't have time to worry about anyone else's 100 baby challenge, since I'm busy doing my own.
Caleb: Oh really? Is a horrible old woman making you do it too?
Alessi: Yeah, pretty much.
Hey! I'm not old! I can't even drive yet!
Alessi: *eye roll* Fine it isn't an old woman... It's a magical Voice from beyond the beyonds.
Well, that's half right at least...
Caleb: Well, if your going to insult my mother, and all the other women forced into doing this challenge...
Alessi: Wait, you don't believe me?!
Caleb: Of course I don't! You are completely insane! GET OUT!
Well, you sure are running fast. And you aren't even strutting!
Alessi: Well yes, I need to get away fast. How DARE he not believe me?!
Well, perhaps you shouldn't mention me to anyone else.
Alessi: So I can't tell anyone about the baine of my existance.
Alessi: I refuse to suffer in silence!
Fine. Have people think you're mental. I could care less.