Chapter Twenty Three: Angry Alessi

So, before we begin, I would like to introduce the newest power couple in the Bright family...

Baby #10, Mickey Bright, has gotten himself involved with the infamous Agnes Crumplebottom. You know, the grumpy one with the haunted house. Yeah, that one. But you know, they ARE kind of a cute couple.
I shall call them Magnes!

Checking back with Alessi, I was surprised to see her walking down the street with Kevin in tow.
Alessi: Come on Kevin, we are gonna have...
Where are you going?
Alessi: Grocery store.
To buy what?
Alessi: What do you think?
I dunno. Food? Rubber ducky? Bubble bath?

Alessi: Hey, lookie!
What?
Alessi: Jewels!

Alessi: Okay, wait here sweetheart. Mommy's gonna go get some shiny things!
Kevin: No Mommy! No go!
Alessi: I'll be right over there, sweetie.
Kevin: But the gwounds so icky! Eew!

Uhhhh what are you doing? I thought that you were gonna go get some jewels?
Alessi: But it's not a jewel I want! I want a new man friend!
You mean a new one to maipulate and use to get you pregnant?
Alessi: Pretty much, yeah.
Wow...
Alessi: But I like the kissing! And the woohoo!
Well, you ARE due to have another baby.
Alessi: Do you have a guy in mind?
Don't worry! I have the perfect one!
Alessi: Hurray!

I sent Alessi to this lovely little home. I can honestly say that this is probably one of the nicest houses I have ever built. And who is that on the porch, you ask?

Maia: Hi, I'm Maia Hespepo!
Alessi: Hi I'm Alessi. Ummmm I was expecting that there was a man here....
Maia: Oh yes, two of my sons live here with me.
Alessi: Oh, well, can I meet them then?
Maia: Uhhhhh.... Come on in?

Alessi was relieved to see Harley and another guy sitting in the corner, reading.
Alessi: Thank God. Voice, I thought you were just pranking me!
Oh, I wouldn't do that! I need you to have 100 babies, and I am not going to waste any of your time doing it.
Alessi: Still though. Does his mom really have to be here?
Why don't you talk to her? You two have more in common than you might think...

Alessi stuck Kevin in the nursery and then ran off.
Kevin: These bwocks are NOT to my wikeness.

Alessi: Soooo... this is kind of awkward, huh?
Maia: Well, it would probably be more awkward if all of my kids were here. And I have a lot of kids.
Alessi: Oh... Harley mentioned something about his mom having 50 kids...
Maia: Actually, now it's more like 60.
Alessi: Wow! Can you give me some advice?!
Maia: Sure. You just have to be irrestistible, and all the guys will come crawling to you!
Alessi: Well, that's the problem I think. I'm not very irrestistible at all.
Maia: Well, how many kids have you had?
Alessi: 15. But that's no where near 60.
Maia: Well, it's not bad.
Alessi: Can you teach me?
Maia: Maybe in the future some day.

Vincent: Wow! Who's that chick?!
Harley: Alessi Bright. Stay away from her, little brother. She's bad news.
Vincent: Oh, but she's so pretty! I think that I'm going to go say hi!
Harley: Don't say I didn't warn you...

Vincent: Hey, I'm Vincent.
Alessi: Hi, my name is Alessi.
Vincent: Yeah, I know.
Alessi: Uhh... okay? Well, anyways Vincent, do you feel like soome lovin'? Cause if you do, I'm your girl!

Alessi: And then maybe me and you can go disco dancing or somethin'.

Vincent: Wow, you like disco dancing too?! God, I could just kiss you right now!
Alessi: What's stopping you?

The two then began to passionately make out. Alessi then whispered in his ear that she wanted him, and that's when things got interesting.

Because here we see Vincent on the bed...

With his mom.

Watching TV, whilst Alessi waits upstair

Alessi: Oh, Voice, where is he?!
Uhhh... I don't know!
Alessi: You're lying! I can tell that you are lying!
Alessi...
Alessi: He's watching TV, isn't he?!

Hey! There he is!
Alessi: Where have you been?!
Vincent: Watching TV with my mom.
Alessi: But I was waiting here for you!
Vincent: Well, I'm here now, aren't I?!

Alessi: Well, fine then! Let's just get this over with!
Vincent: You aren't being very enthusiastic, are you?
Alessi: Oh please, you're just lucky I'm doing this!

Meanwhile, across the street, Scotty was trying to be a good boy and do his homework, so maybe his mom would love him the best. Fat chance of that happening, though, because Dashiel's been improving his painting skill.

Dane was outside, doing his favorite thing in the world: swinging in his formal wear.

Hey Alessi, what's wrong?
Alessi: Oh Voice, I'm just so sick of guys!
Oh come on, not all guys ditch you for television.
Alessi: Yes, but enough of them do! And it's really working my last nerve!
I'm sorry sweetie. Maybe try talking to them?
Alessi: Oh, I'll talk to him alright!

Alessi: Vincent, we are done! Through! That's the last time you ever get some woohoo from me!
Vincent: What are you talking about?! You said that we were going to go to the disco!
Alessi: Find some other girl to do that with, because I'm out!

As Alessi scurried down to the nursery to go get Kevin, while Vincent went to go tell his big brother what happened.
Vincent: You were right, Harley! She just dumped me once she got what she wanted! She ripped my heart right out of my chest!
Harley: I told you, dude. That girl just likes to catch guys in her net, then stomp on their feelings.

Alessi, I'm confused. If you're so angry with Vincent, why are you doing the stride of pride?
Alessi: Cause, Voice. Woohoo is a magical, magical thing.

Dane! What are you still doing out here?! It's dark outside now!
Dane: Leave me alone, Ghostie! I'm just trying to have some fun!
Yeah, but playing in the dark is not the way to do that!

Dane: Why don't you stop haunting me, huh?! I'm sick of it! And stop haunting my mom, too!
Whoa, how did your mom get into this?!
Dane: Because you are always making her look like she's insane! And I don't like it!

Dane: And you are making me feel like such a freak because I can hear you and only mom can. And I love mom, but she does act kind of weird sometimes. And I don't wanna be weird when I grow up.
Awww, Dane! You aren't weird, or a freak!
Dane: Thanks, Ghostie, but I just can't believe that anymore.

The twins have both taken after their mother. Scotty is always playing foosball...

Whilst Dashiel is always sleeping. And apparently he is a drama queen, too.

You know, Kevin is really cute. Granted, I still wish that he was a girl, but if I couldn't get a sweet little daughter for Alessi, I'm at least glad that I got a son as cute as Kevin.

However, not too long after that adorable picture was taken, Alessi dropped Kevin on the ground and took off running for the bathroom.

She waited patiently outside the bathroom door for Scotty to finish up.

And then patiently waited for him to leave the bathroom....

...Before dry heaving into the toilet.



Please be a girl. Please be a girl. Please be a girl. Please be a girl. Please be a girl. Please be a girl. Please be a girl. Please be a girl. Please be a girl. Please be a girl. Please be a girl. Please be a girl. Please be a girl. Please be a girl. Please be a girl. Please be a girl. Please be a girl. Please be a girl. Please be a girl. Please be a girl. Please be a girl.

Chapter Twenty Two: Dance Dance Dance!

Whatcha doin?
Alessi: Shut up Voice! I'm busy!
With what?
Alessi: Writing my newest novel.
The one about the guy not wearing any pants?
Alessi: Maybe...

Alessi: Okay, now I'm getting frustrated!
About what?
Alessi: Writing is hard! You don't even know!
Well, actually...
Alessi: Look, I just need to de-stressify myself.
And how are you gonna do that?
Alessi: The way I always do...

Alessi: ....By standing up, crossing my eyes, and staring up at the ceiling!
How does that help?
Alessi: It calms me.

Alessi: Oh, look! A baby bump!
Yay!
Alessi: Not yay! I'm tired of this!

Alessi: Can't I like, have another break? Pleeeeeaaasssseee!?
No. You've only had four since you're last one!
Alessi: ONLY four?!
Four isn't a lot when you're aiming for a hundred.

Since the boys were all in school, and Alessi was borderlining near exhaustion, I let her sleep and dream about... teddy bears, until they got home so that I could age them all up.

When they all got home and I woke Alessi up, I saw that she was wearing this. I don't know where this came from or how it got in my game, but I frickin love it! It's so cute, and Alessi works it! Where can I get one for myself?!

Eros: Finally, I am going to become of legal age to marry my River!
Alessi: Yeah, like THAT'S gonna happen!

Eros: Please God, make it so that me and River will be together forever!

Look at our handsome man! I am impressed, he's really good looking! He aged up with the trait Easily Impressed, so altogether he is an easily impressed friendly slob who is innappropiate and loves the outdoors.

Scotty: Yay, it's my turn!
Alessi: Yes, yes, hurry up so Dashiel can go!

Eros: Ha ha, Scotty! You are such a loser!
Dashiel: Oh come on, Eros. Be nice!
Alessi: Hehe, twirly thing!

Scotty: Oh, you just wait! All of you! I will be the better man! You'll see! You'll all see!

Well, here he is! All puppy dog cute and innocent looking. He aged up with the trait Good Sense of Humor, which he will probably need to keep himself entertained when he is being ignored.

Alessi: Go Dashiel! Go Dashiel! Go Dashiel!
Dashiel: Does everyone have to stare at me?
Alessi: Oh come on! Stop being so shy!

Scotty: Oh, I can't watch this!
Eros: Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Mom's making you all uncomfortable!

Aaaand here is Dashiel after he finally agreed to blow out his candles. He's a cutie! He aged up with the trait Easily Impressed. I am confused at the purpose of this trait, cause it doesn't do anything or add any new interactions. Unless I haven't noticed it. Idk.

Alessi: Ready to age up now, Danie?
Dane: No! Not till Ghostie goes way.
I'm not going anywhere Dane.

Alessi: Come now, Voice. Stop harassing the boy.
But I'm not harassing anyone! It's not my fault that he can hear me!
Alessi: Likely story!
Yeah, cause it's true!
Alessi: Whatever. Come on Dane, time to age up now sweetie!
Dane: But Mommy...
Alessi: DANE! I wanna go back to bed! You are aging up NOW!

With that, Dane was forced against his will to become a child. He recieved the Loner trait, which officially means that I will be his only friend! But not anytime soon, I think, because he looks a little disgruntled.

Alessi: Well that was a enough effort for one day. I think that I am going to go sleep for eleven more hours.
Oh no you don't!
Alessi: But why?!
I think Eros wants to talk to you.
Alessi: Awwww but that's not FAIR!

Eros: Hey Mom.
Alessi: Hey...
Eros: I just wanted to let you know that you were a great mom...
Alessi: Yes.
Eros: But it's high time that I go out on my own, and pursue a relationship with River.

Alessi: Well sweetie, I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
Eros: Oh God...
Alessi: I have a bad vibe about that girl, that's all.
Eros: Well, I love her! And I don't care if you don't!
Alessi: But Eros, I'm only trying to help...
Eros: I don't want your stupid help! I'm leaving! NOW!
Alessi: Eros! Please!

He's gone, Alessi.
Alessi: Yeah, I know.
Are you... crying.
Alessi: I'm upset that he won't listen to me, but I'm proud as well.
In what way?
Alessi: He's independant. He can stand up for himself.
But he stood up against his mother!
Alessi: For a girl that he loves. And although I'm sure that he will face heartbreak, it's not because of him not protecting her.

The heartbreak was coming faster than anybody expected, however. Eros noticed right away that something was wrong when River refused to make eye contact with him.
He soon learned what was wrong, however.

Eros: You're.... You're breaking up with me?
River: Yes Eros, I am.
Eros: B-b-but why?!
River: You're already a young adult, and I'm still a teenager.
Eros: But River, I want to wait for you!
River: But the thing is, I don't.

Eros: Well, I guess we have nothing to talk about then.
River: Yeah, I guess so.

Meanwhile, Dane was having some trouble of his own.

Dane: Ghostie? I'm just in here to play with my toys. Please don't haunt me!
But Dane, I would never haunt you!

Dane: Well, then, why do you keep on bugging me then?!
I don't try to, I swear. Your mother is the only one who I torture.
Dane: Why would you do that to my mom?!
Have you met your mom?

Dane: Ugh, you're disgusting!
I'm sorry!
Dane: Don't even talk to me!

Scotty has been acting envious of his brother lately. He's always scowling and making faces at him.

I don't think that Dashiel deserves it, however. He is still the shy guy he has always been. He has spent a lot of his time painting, writing, and just plain sitting around and enjoying alone time.

Alessi, on the other hand, spent every free second she had during this pregnancy dancing away.

She danced while Scotty prephared dinner.

Scotty: Mom, stop it! You're such a freak!

She danced while the boys were doing their homework.
Dashiel: Is she still...
Scotty: I can't look!
Dane: This is horrible!
Scotty: First that stupid Voice, and now this!
Dane: I wouldn't call the ummm.... Voice stupid.
Scotty: What, do you hear it too?! Are you a freak too?
Dane: Mommy's not a freak! Lay off!

She danced her way right into labor.
Dashiel: Oh God, what's happening?!
Alessi: Don't worry Dashy, it's only labor.

Dashiel: Labor?! Oh God, what do I do?!
Alessi: Nothing. I just stand here and give birth. It's no biggie.
Dashiel: Ahhhhh WHAT?!

Well dearest readers who I may or may not have, here is our newest Bright child, baby #15 Kevin Bright.

He was born with the traits Virtoso and Friendly.


Yes, another redheaded little boy. Now, of course I love all of Alessi's kids, but come on! 12 boys and 3 girls?! That hardly seems fair! Not to mention the fact that like 3/4 of Alessi's kids are redheads! Come on, can I please have some variety here?!